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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rocky Blyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blyer has chosen Eye Of The Tiger as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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222 lbs
38 - 24 - 1 |
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210 lbs
27 - 30 - 1 |
Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
38 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 30 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Rocky Blyer!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg tries to land a leg kick but Blyer saw it coming and moves away.
Zoidberg walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Blyer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Blyer scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Blyer scores with a one two! Zoidberg had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg moves into range and clinches up with Blyer.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Blyer wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Blyer dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Blyer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Blyer won't want to take too many of those.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Blyer blocks with his arms.
Blyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Some wild striking there from Blyer.
Zoidberg scores with a nice body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Blyer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Blyer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Zoidberg avoids a punch combination nicely.
Zoidberg scores with a nice body kick.
Zoidberg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg misses with an attempted mid kick.
Blyer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Zoidberg circles away quickly and effectively.
Zoidberg moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Blyer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Blyer misses with a looping right.
Zoidberg misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg drives through and clinches with Blyer against the cage.
Blyer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Blyer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zoidberg lands a high kick!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Blyer throws a big shot that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blyer. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Blyer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Blyer throws a lazy right hand but Zoidberg sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Zoidberg moves in looking to clinch but Blyer pushes him off.
Sloppy strikes from Blyer. Those never looked like landing.
Blyer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
Zoidberg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Blyer misses with a double jab.
Zoidberg slips a jab from Blyer.
Blyer misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Zoidberg.
Blyer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Blyer misses with a straight left.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Blyer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Zoidberg - the referee stops the clock and Blyer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Zoidberg. Blyer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Zoidberg lands with a kick to the temple. Blyer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
A big left from Blyer misses.
Zoidberg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zoidberg!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Blyer sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blyer has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Blyer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Blyer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Zoidberg looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Zoidberg fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Blyer, pushing him back against the cage.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
It looks like Rocky Blyer has been cut.
Blyer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Blyer!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Blyer. That did some damage!
Zoidberg fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Blyer checks it well.
Blyer checks a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Blyer jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
John Zoidberg is winning the standup battle so far.
No joy there for Blyer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Blyer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Zoidberg motions for Blyer to come forward. Zoidberg throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Blyer takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Blyer circles away.
Blyer thuds a left hand into Zoidberg's body.
Blyer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Blyer throws a nice looking combination but Zoidberg bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Blyer moves out of range as Zoidberg throws a body kick.
Blyer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zoidberg manages to avoid it.
Zoidberg thows a body kick. Blyer tries to catch it but that hurt him.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zoidberg!
Blyer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Zoidberg finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Zoidberg doesn't manage to clinch there - Blyer circles away.
Blyer swinging wildly here.
Blyer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg lands a leg kick that knocks Blyer off balance momentarily.
Zoidberg takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Zoidberg tries to score with a low kick but Blyer moves his leg out of the way.
Zoidberg throws a front kick aimed at Blyer's knee but Blyer avoids it well.
Blyer loads up on a big right hand but Zoidberg slips the punch.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blyer misses with a lunging right hand
and Zoidberg counters by moving into the clinch.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Blyer takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Blyer working hard to break the clinch.
Blyer avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Blyer wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Blyer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Blyer blocks the elbow strike.
Blyer wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Blyer is trying to push Zoidberg away but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Blyer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Blyer avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyer wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Blyer has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Zoidberg.
Blyer is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Blyer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Blyer is breathing heavily.
Blyer avoids the elbow strike from Zoidberg, against the cage.
Blyer can't break the clinch.
Blyer blocks the elbow strike.
Blyer wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Blyer can't break the clinch.
Blyer blocks an elbow strike.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Blyer's efforts to push away.
Blyer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Blyer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Blyer chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Zoidberg can pounce on him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries to clinch there but Blyer circles away.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zoidberg wants to clinch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Blyer looks to throw the jab but Zoidberg is out of range.
Zoidberg will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Blyer looks to land a combination but Zoidberg avoids it well.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Blyer takes an elbow to the forehead.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Zoidberg dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a nice outside leg kick.
Zoidberg is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Blyer. That did some damage!
Zoidberg delivers a nice body kick.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Blyer avoids it.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Zoidberg, right into the meat.
Zoidberg throws a low kick but Blyer moves out of range easily.
Blyer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Blyer throws a looping overhand right but Zoidberg ducks down to avoid it.
Zoidberg has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Blyer scores with a body shot.
Zoidberg slips a jab and a cross from Blyer.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a front kick aimed at Blyer's knee but Blyer avoids it well.
Zoidberg scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Rocky Blyer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick as Blyer jumps back.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Blyer.
Blyer misses with a right hand
and Zoidberg counters by clinching up.
Blyer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
John Zoidberg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Blyer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Blyer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Blyer.
Zoidberg has Blyer pressed against the cage, preventing Blyer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Blyer wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
John Zoidberg is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blyer working hard to break the clinch.
Blyer is trying to break free.
Blyer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg keeps control of Blyer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Blyer wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Blyer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Blyer tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Blyer avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Blyer has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blyer takes an elbow to the temple.
Blyer is trying to break free.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Rocky Blyer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Zoidberg keeps control of Blyer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Blyer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Blyer tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Blyer back against the cage.
Blyer wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Blyer has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Zoidberg seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Blyer can turn it around.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Zoidberg.
That has opened up Rocky Blyer's cut even more.
Blyer is trying to break free.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blyer tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Blyer can't find room to land a body shot as Zoidberg controls the action.
Blyer tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Blyer avoids the damage to the body.
Blyer is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Blyer looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Blyer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoidberg keeps control of Blyer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Blyer breaks from the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A lazy left from Blyer finds it's target.
Blyer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Blyer checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Rocky Blyer.
Well Zoidberg has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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