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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clinchy McClinch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brandon McKirk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Clinchy McClinch is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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190 cm
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260 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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188 cm
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260 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Big heart |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Clinchy McClinch! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Brandon McKirk! The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! McClinch drives through and clinches with McKirk against the cage.
McClinch tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
McKirk tries to circle away but McClinch has him pinned against the cage. McKirk wants to break free but McClinch has control.
McKirk takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Brandon McKirk has been cut. McKirk wants to break free but McClinch has control.
McKirk's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. McClinch connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed McKirk momentarily.
McClinch scores with a punch to the head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. McClinch closes the distance and pushes McKirk back into the cage. McKirk is trying to break free. McClinch lands a knee to the head.
McClinch throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but McKirk blocks it with crossed arms. McClinch using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
McClinch connects with a knee to the head.
McKirk wants to break free but McClinch has control.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McClinch. McClinch tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
A frustrated look appears on McKirk's face as he tries to break the clinch. McKirk wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. McClinch's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
That's one minute gone in the round. A knee to the head by McClinch.
That has opened up Brandon McKirk's cut even more. McClinch tries a knee to the head but McKirk blocks it.
Knees in the clinch landing for McClinch.
McKirk looks winded! McClinch connects with a knee to the head.
McClinch with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. McClinch with an attempt at a knee that misses.
McClinch stalls. McClinch with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head. Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. McClinch obliges. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. McClinch scores a nice knee to the body.
A short uppercut from McClinch. Knees in the clinch landing for McClinch.
McClinch is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body. McClinch with a knee to the head.
McClinch lands a knee to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. McKirk takes a knee right on the jaw!
McClinch pushes McKirk back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. McClinch lands a knee to the head.
McKirk is rocked! McClinch lands a knee to the head.
McKirk is still on wobbly legs! Can McClinch finish him?
The cut above Brandon McKirk's eye is starting to cause him problems now. McKirk takes a knee right on the jaw!
McClinch tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
McClinch putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has McKirk in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body. McClinch lands a big knee to the head and McKirk goes down! McClinch pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clinchy McClinch! A very excited looking Clinchy McClinch made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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