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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ned Gein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION. Gein comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 'Mama Said Knock You Out' by LL Cool J kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The key to victory for Clark Griswold has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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292 lbs
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217 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 3 - 1, fighting out of London, Ned Gein!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Aafke Stam and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gein blocks a jab.
Griswold throws a right hand that misses
and Gein counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Gein looking to pass the guard.
Griswold preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Gein trying to control the position from guard on top but Griswold is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Griswold is trying to control the position but Gein postures up.
Gein passes into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Gein is looking to take a break and control but Griswold is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gein wants to pass the guard but Griswold is defending well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein is looking to stall here but Griswold recovers full guard.
Gein won't allow Griswold to get back to his feet.
Gein trying to control the position from guard on top but Griswold is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gein sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Griswold keeping full guard, as Gein tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein trying to control the position from guard on top but Griswold is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gein slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Ned Gein wasn't active enough on the ground.
Griswold wants to slow Gein down by chopping away at his legs.
Gein keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Gein throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Griswold sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Griswold misses with an uppercut
and Gein counters with a nice double leg into side control. Griswold won't be happy with that.
Gein takes a little break here. Griswold wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Check out the look on Gein's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein trying to control the action but Griswold is working from the bottom.
Gein looks up at the clock and then as Griswold takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Gein smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Griswold is letting Gein control him for a moment.
Gein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Griswold keeps working.
Gein working the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein is looking to take a break and control but Griswold is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gein in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Gein throws a strike aimed at the side of Griswold's head but Griswold avoids it well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gein grinds an elbow into Griswold's temple.
Griswold prevents Gein from moving into mount.
Griswold struggling a bit here.
Gein misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Gein tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gein has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Griswold!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ned Gein dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Gein shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Gein wants to pass to mount but Griswold is defending the position.
Gein is trying to control the action in half guard but Griswold is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Gein is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Griswold sees it coming and defends easily.
Gein is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Gein stalling.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Griswold tries to kick Gein off but Gein keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Gein working over Griswold with some ground and pound. Griswold looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Griswold is trying to get back to full guard.
Gein with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Gein wants to pass to mount but Griswold is defending the position.
Griswold is looking to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Ned Gein was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Griswold fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Griswold takes one to the side of the head.
Clark Griswold is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A bone on bone clash there as Gein blocks the leg kick.
Griswold misses with a low kick as Gein jumps back.
A head kick misses from Griswold.
Griswold keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griswold misses with a low kick as Gein jumps back.
Gein looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Gein seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Griswold does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Gein is working for a kimura but Griswold is defending it quite comfortably.
Gein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Griswold keeps working.
Griswold knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Gein on the ground.
Gein is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Griswold wants to get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein wants to free his trapped foot but Griswold is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Gein seems to be looking for submissions.
Gein is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Griswold manages to get to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ned Gein showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!
Griswold turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Gein slips a straight right by Griswold.
Gein lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Griswold lands with a thumping leg kick.
Griswold throws a right hand that misses
and Gein counters with a shoot takedown. Griswold fights it but they end up in guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Griswold looking to control.
Gein looking to pass the guard.
Gein forces his way into half guard.
Gein wants to pass to mount but Griswold is defending the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein winds up and cracks Griswold with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Griswold is staying active underneath Gein, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Gein sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Griswold defending well though.
Griswold is trying to maintain the position but Gein is very close to passing his half guard.
Griswold won't allow Gein to pass to mount.
Gein seems to be looking for submissions.
Griswold wants to get back to his feet.
Gein is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Griswold has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Griswold won't allow Gein to pass to mount.
Gein moves nicely into side control.
Gein grinds an elbow into Griswold's temple.
Griswold wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gein is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Griswold knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gein cracks Griswold with a big right hand but Griswold just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Gein has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Griswold gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Gein scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Gein working Griswold over with strikes here.
Gein trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Gein tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein trying to control but he's not successful this time.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ned Gein really dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Griswold dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Gein. That did some damage!
Griswold throws a right hand that misses
and Gein counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Griswold's guard now.
Gein makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Gein trying to control the position from guard on top but Griswold is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Gein controlling from the top position.
Gein advances position into side control!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein passes to full mount! That's big trouble for Griswold!
Gein goes for an armbar but Griswold turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Griswold.
Griswold wants to stand and escape but instead Gein has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Gein advances position into side control!
Gein wants to lay and pray for a moment but Griswold keeps working.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gein has knee on belly momentarily but Griswold bucks him off and regains half guard.
Gein uses his free foot to push down on Griswold's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Griswold.
Gein scoring with strikes but Griswold is staying in there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Griswold sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Gein missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Griswold is trying to get back to full guard.
Gein passes to side control.
Gein lands a few punches from side control.
Gein tries to advance to mount but can't.
Gein is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Griswold has escaped the position, nice work there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gein is looking to take a break and control but Griswold is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Gein tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Gein trying to control the position but Griswold is working away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ned Gein dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Griswold lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gein's sensitive parts.
Gein gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Gein has Griswold pressed against the cage, preventing Griswold from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Gein's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Gein avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Griswold looks to land a combination but Gein avoids it well.
Griswold pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gein lands a right hook to the body.
Gein scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Griswold doesn't seem bothered though.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Griswold enables Gein to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Griswold manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Griswold is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Gein tries to free his leg and advance position but Griswold is retaining full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gein trying to control but Griswold is working from the bottom.
Gein is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Gein is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Ned Gein.
Griswold throws a hook to the side of Gein's head but Gein sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Griswold tries a head kick but it misses.
Gein closes the distance and clinches up with Griswold, looking for a takedown. Gein pushes Griswold against the cage but Griswold circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Griswold lands a big uppercut and Gein crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Gein looks OK. Griswold waves Gein back to his feet!
Gein is rocked!
It looks like Ned Gein has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Griswold drops Gein with a naaaaasty hook - Gein is in real trouble here! Griswold dives in to side control and pounds out his opponent for a TKO victory! The crowd goes nuts!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clark Griswold!
Clark Griswold retains his super heavyweight title!
Clark Griswold managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Just Fight (Everything 7$), into his post fight interview.
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