PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garen Crownguard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Simpson
vs
Crownguard

180 cm
26
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

185 cm
26
224 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Homer Simpson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Garen Crownguard!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Michael Johnstone and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Crownguard has closed the distance and engaged Simpson in a clinch.
Crownguard throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Simpson blocks it with crossed arms.
Simpson jumps guard but Crownguard stands there with Simpson around his waist. Simpson gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Crownguard connects with a nasty looking knee right to Simpson's face.

Simpson jumps guard.

Simpson has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Crownguard should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Simpson has tightened it up now! Crownguard should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Homer Simpson!
Homer Simpson retains his light heavyweight title!
During a confident post fight interview, Homer Simpson thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.