PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yoshia Thiago (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brucie Fuckadudeup (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckadudeup is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Pop Bottles. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Thiago
vs
Fuckadudeup

188 cm
22
181 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
20
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Yoshia Thiago!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Brucie Fuckadudeup!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thiago misses with a two punch combination.
Thiago swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Thiago tries to keep at a distance but Fuckadudeup has taken the fight into the clinch.
Thiago is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Fuckadudeup decides to pull guard.

Fuckadudeup has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Thiago can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Fuckadudeup wants to sweep but no luck.

Fuckadudeup looking for a guillotine here but Thiago defends easily.
Fuckadudeup avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Thiago throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Fuckadudeup is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Thiago working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Fuckadudeup's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Thiago's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

Fuckadudeup working for a triangle but Thiago defends it easily.
Thiago content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Fuckadudeup preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

Thiago drops back, looking for a kneebar! Fuckadudeup looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Fuckadudeup looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Fuckadudeup!
Thiago tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Fuckadudeup wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Fuckadudeup trying to control the position but Thiago is working away.

Fuckadudeup stands up and beckons Thiago to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thiago misses with the combination.
Fuckadudeup shoots in and drives through. Thiago sprawls well.
Fuckadudeup looks gassed!

Fuckadudeup moves into range and clinches up with Thiago.

Thiago breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Fuckadudeup looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Thiago is fending him off so far but Fuckadudeup persists. Nope, Thiago circles away and we're back to standing.
Thiago misses with a two punch combination.
Fuckadudeup tries to close the distance and clinch up but Thiago swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Thiago misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fuckadudeup.
Thiago throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuckadudeup closes this distance looking for a takedown but Thiago circles away.
Yoshia Thiago has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brucie Fuckadudeup.
Thiago cracks Fuckadudeup with a good jab.
Thiago's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Thiago duly obliges.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thiago darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Thiago shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup won't allow Thiago to pass to mount.
Fuckadudeup is looking to control Thiago's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fuckadudeup avoid being mounted?
Ground and pound from Thiago.
Fuckadudeup tries to get to full guard but Thiago has control of the leg.
Fuckadudeup pushes Thiago off but Thiago dives into side control.
You can see the frustration on Fuckadudeup's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Thiago scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Fuckadudeup to see if he's OK.
Thiago cracks Fuckadudeup with a big right hand but Fuckadudeup just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A left and a right from Thiago both land. Nice combination.
Fuckadudeup tries to close the distance and clinch but Thiago swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Fuckadudeup doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Thiago counters with a three punch combo that has Fuckadudeup backing up. Fuckadudeup nods at Thiago to acknowledge the strikes.
Fuckadudeup wants to clinch but Thiago slips to the side
and Thiago counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Fuckadudeup wants to clinch but Thiago slips to the side
enabling Thiago to counter with a crisp jab.
Thiago looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fuckadudeup is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thiago misses with a few strikes there.
Thiago misses with a few strikes there.
Fuckadudeup works over Thiago's head and body with a nice combination.
Fuckadudeup throws a nice inside leg kick.
Fuckadudeup shoots for a takedown but Thiago saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fuckadudeup does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fuckadudeup tries to clinch
and Thiago counters with a big head kick but Fuckadudeup shrugs it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshia Thiago dominated that round.
That's time! Thiago's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Fuckadudeup fails with a takedown attempt.
Thiago swings for the body but Fuckadudeup moves out of range.
No joy there for Thiago, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuckadudeup looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Thiago misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thiago stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fuckadudeup.
Fuckadudeup misses with a body kick.
Fuckadudeup looks to clinch
and Thiago counters with a one-two to the body.
Thiago stuffs the takedown attempt from Fuckadudeup. Fuckadudeup gets slowly back to his feet.
Brucie Fuckadudeup seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch combination from Thiago misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Thiago changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Fuckadudeup looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Thiago tries to advance to mount but can't.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fuckadudeup tries to control but Thiago manages to take his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Fuckadudeup is looking to control Thiago's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Fuckadudeup avoid being mounted?
Fuckadudeup is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Thiago is staying active.
Thiago lands with a punch from half guard.
Fuckadudeup is trying to maintain the position but Thiago is very close to passing his half guard.
Fuckadudeup wants to improve his position but Thiago is controlling well.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Thiago fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Thiago lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Thiago.
Fuckadudeup tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Thiago counters by clinching up.
Fuckadudeup landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Thiago lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Fuckadudeup backwards.
A short right from Thiago on the inside.
Thiago wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.

Fuckadudeup manages to pull guard.
Thiago trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Fuckadudeup looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Fuckadudeup is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Thiago missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Fuckadudeup working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Thiago doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Thiago manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Fuckadudeup wants to stand but Thiago is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fuckadudeup isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Thiago stacks Fuckadudeup on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Thiago!

Thiago is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Fuckadudeup knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Thiago creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Fuckadudeup sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Thiago working the head with strikes.
Fuckadudeup manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

Fuckadudeup is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thiago wants to control but Fuckadudeup is keeping busy.
Thiago strikes from the bottom but Fuckadudeup uses the opportunity to move to side control.

Fuckadudeup thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Thiago manages to work his way to half guard, despite Fuckadudeup's best efforts.
Thiago is not content to let Fuckadudeup control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshia Thiago dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

No joy there for Thiago, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Fuckadudeup will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Fuckadudeup tries to clinch

and Thiago counters with a takedown into side control.
Fuckadudeup wants to control but Thiago postures up.
Fuckadudeup is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Thiago trying to control the action but Fuckadudeup is working from the bottom.
Fuckadudeup tries to buck Thiago off but Thiago is having none of it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Thiago landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckadudeup tries to buck Thiago off but Thiago is having none of it.
Thiago lands a few punches from side control.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuckadudeup misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Fuckadudeup has Thiago up against the cage in a clinch.

Thiago manages to break the clinch.
Thiago throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thiago is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thiago shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fuckadudeup throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thiago misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thiago looks to score with a jab to the body but Fuckadudeup is just out of range.
Fuckadudeup throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting Thiago counter with a right hand.
Thiago fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Thiago circles away from the clinch attempt.
Fuckadudeup throws the kick towards the body but Thiago avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Thiago misses with a double jab

and Fuckadudeup counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Fuckadudeup.
Fuckadudeup tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Thiago just stands there and leans against the cage.

Thiago breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Fuckadudeup throws a head kick but Thiago moves out of range.
Fuckadudeup tries to clinch but Thiago moves out of range.

Fuckadudeup has taken the fight to the clinch.
Thiago prevents a takedown attempt there.

Thiago breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Thiago misses with a few strikes there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Fuckadudeup looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Fuckadudeup throws a solid leg kick but Thiago takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Fuckadudeup.

Thiago closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Thiago lands in his opponent's guard.
Fuckadudeup working a defensive guard here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fuckadudeup has an active guard here but Thiago has managed to pass into half guard.
Fuckadudeup is looking to improve his position.
Fuckadudeup pushes Thiago off but Thiago dives into side control.

Thiago is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Fuckadudeup looks calm but he's in trouble here. Thiago gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Fuckadudeup is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Thiago lets go of the hold and Fuckadudeup can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:04 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Yoshia Thiago!