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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ironz comes into the arena with Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra blaring out of the sound system. Cartman has chosen All Within My Hands as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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283 lbs
18 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
29 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ironz looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ironz sprawls well. Ironz wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Cartman gets slowly back to his feet.
Ironz scores with a nice right hand.
Ironz swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Ironz lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Cartman has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Arnie Ironz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cartman waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ironz.
Ironz displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cartman.
Ironz fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Cartman, pushing him back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ironz lands a hook that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Ironz throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Cartman wants to break free but Ironz has control.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Ironz throws a jab when Cartman was well out of range.
We've been told by Ironz's head coaches at Gym Beam that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Ironz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Ironz scores with a push kick.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Ironz tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ironz manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Arnie Ironz has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Eric Cartman.
Cartman shoots in looking for a takedown. Ironz tries to sprawl out of it but Cartman keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Ironz manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ironz feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
The fighters circling - Ironz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ironz just misses with a punch to the body.
Ironz is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cartman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ironz lands with a nice body punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ironz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Cartman's calf.
Ironz swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Ironz throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cartman looks winded!
Ironz thuds a left hand into Cartman's body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ironz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cartman momentarily.
Ironz connects with a solid leg kick.
Ironz feints and then cracks Cartman's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cartman down.
Ironz cracks Cartman with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Cartman looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Ironz finish him?
It looks like Eric Cartman has been cut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ironz takes the fight into the clinch.
Ironz lands an elbow inside.
Ironz creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Cartman with a big uppercut! Cartman tries to clinch up but Ironz pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Cartman to the mat! Cartman covers up and Ironz unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Arnie Ironz!
Arnie Ironz was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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