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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clay Pearson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pearson comes to the cage accompanied by Five Finger Death Punch White Knuckles. Clay Pearson could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to John Zoidberg's chin.
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211 lbs
20 - 15 - 0 |
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222 lbs
39 - 24 - 1 |
Good wrestling
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clay Pearson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
39 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pearson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Zoidberg throws a front kick that sends Pearson stumbling back into the cage.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoidberg.
A slapping leg kick lands for Pearson.
Zoidberg feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Pearson's calf.
Pearson throws a leg kick
and Zoidberg counters by clinching up.
Zoidberg told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Pearson leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pearson's brow.
Zoidberg blocks the elbow strike.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow strike.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Pearson.
Pearson takes a knee right on the jaw!
It looks like Clay Pearson has been cut.
Zoidberg blocks an elbow strike from Pearson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg throws an elbow that misses.
Pearson swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pearson swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Our sources have told us that Pearson has been working on his elbows in the gym.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pearson swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg avoids the elbow strike from Pearson, against the cage.
Pearson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pearson blocks an elbow strike.
Pearson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Zoidberg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Pearson fails to land.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Pearson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pearson lands a right hand.
Pearson has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Pearson managing to block the knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Pearson is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg avoids a wild elbow strike from Pearson.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Pearson is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Zoidberg is defending well for now.
Zoidberg prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pearson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pearson tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Pearson back against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Pearson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Pearson in his tracks for a moment.
Clay Pearson's cut is getting worse.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Clay Pearson's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Pearson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Pearson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Pearson throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pearson misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pearson's defenses.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Jeez, Clay Pearson's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Clay Pearson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). John Zoidberg!
John Zoidberg seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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