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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Joe The Plumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimroy Hoo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe The Plumber has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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185 cm
22
187 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
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190 cm
20
190 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe The Plumber! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kimroy Hoo! The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Nard Betker.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Hoo throws a jab when The Plumber was well out of range. Hoo buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Hoo. Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Plumber, right into the meat.
The Plumber bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Hoo tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Hoo is looking to land body kicks. Kimroy Hoo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Hoo throws a chopping leg kick but The Plumber manages to avoid taking any serious damage. A nice inside leg kick there by Hoo. That's going to slow The Plumber down. The Plumber looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Hoo ducks under a wild hook from The Plumber. Hoo stuffs the takedown attempt from The Plumber. The Plumber gets slowly back to his feet. Hoo chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! An inside leg kick lands from Hoo. The Plumber chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hoo can pounce on him.
The Plumber misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hoo turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. The Plumber throws a body shot but no joy. The Plumber has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hoo. The Plumber is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. The Plumber misses the shot to the body. Hoo thumps The Plumber with a low kick. Some wild striking there from The Plumber.
Hoo looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. The Plumber throws a body kick despite being completely out of range and Hoo counters with a nice uppercut. Hoo checks a low kick from The Plumber. Hoo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Hoo throws a head kick that half lands.
This has been an exciting period of action! Hoo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Plumber changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Hoo tries to avoid it but The Plumber manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Hoo to the ground. Hoo escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet. Hoo lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The Plumber darts in looking for a takedown but Hoo gets double underhooks and turns The Plumber into the cage. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe The Plumber. That's going to take a lot out of him. The Plumber is breathing heavily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hoo lands a shoulder strike. A right handed body shot lands from Hoo.
Hoo lands a nice elbow. Hoo lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Hoo comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Joe The Plumber has been cut. Hoo leaning his opponent against the cage. A nice right hand lands inside from Hoo. Hoo effectively controlling the action here. Hoo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Good body shot from Hoo.
Hoo lands an uppercut. Hoo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Plumbers head. Good body shot from Hoo.
Hoo pushes The Plumber back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head. Hoo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Plumber is rocked! A short uppercut from Hoo. Oh The Plumber is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! Nice body punch from Hoo.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Hoo comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Hoo is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace. Hoo scores a nice knee to the body.
A hook to the body from Hoo.
Hoo working The Plumber over with knees to the body. Hoo lands a nice elbow. Hoo pushes The Plumber against the cage. Hoo is working some dirty boxing. Hoo pushes off with a quick right hook! The Plumber goes down! The Plumber tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Hoo moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimroy Hoo! After the big win, Kimroy Hoo made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Affordable Quality + Reliable Laundry and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
88% |
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