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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. All Within My Hands kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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203 cm
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274 lbs
16 - 6 - 0 |
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199 cm
30
283 lbs
15 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
16 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Patrick Bateman! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman! The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Andrew Berry and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bateman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman moves out of range. Cartman rushes Bateman and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. Cartman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Bateman backwards. Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Bateman uses good head movement to avoid it. Cartman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bateman's efforts to push away. Cartman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bateman backwards. Cartman misses with a hook from the clinch. Bateman throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cartmans head. Cartman lands with a light punch inside. This has been an exciting period of action! Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside. Bateman tries to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling the position. Cartman misses with a body punch.
Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Cartman lands an elbow inside that Bateman shrugs off. Bateman stalling in the clinch but Cartman improves position. Bateman takes an elbow to the forehead. Cartman has a couple of punches blocked by Bateman.
Cartman prevents a body shot from Bateman. Cartman connects with a nasty looking knee right to Bateman's face.
Cartman softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Cartman pressing his opponent against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman misses with a knee to the head. Bateman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Bateman pushes him off. A lazy left from Bateman finds it's target. Bateman thows a body shot but no joy. Cartman misses with a takedown attempt and Bateman counters with a nice uppercut. Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Bateman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Bateman misses with a body shot.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Bateman circles away.
Bateman does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Cartman has Bateman up against the cage in a clinch.
Bateman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Bateman loads up on a big right hand but Cartman slips the punch. Cartman moves away from the strike by Bateman. Bateman missing with a left hand there. Cartman was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Sloppy strikes from Bateman. Those never looked like landing. Cartman is looking to clinch. Cartman is looking to clinch but Bateman is avoiding it.
Bateman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman is having none of it. A leg kick checked by Cartman. Bateman misses with an uppercut
and Cartman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Cartman defending well as Bateman loads up on a big left hand. Bateman misses with a body shot
and Cartman counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably and Bateman counters with a nice leg kick. Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Bateman pushes him off. Cartman is looking to clinch but Bateman is avoiding it.
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Cartman forces Bateman back against the cage and clinches. Cartman keeps control of Bateman as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks. Bateman is trying to push Cartman away but Cartman has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere. Bateman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nice elbow from Cartman. A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartman lands with a light punch inside. Bateman wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Cartman has him pressed against the cage. Bateman blocks a body shot from Cartman. Cartman lands a nice elbow from the clinch. A nice right hand lands inside from Cartman. Cartman scores with an uppercut up the middle. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Cartman pushes Bateman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. A nice glancing elbow lands by Cartman. Bateman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Bateman working aggressively here.
Cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Cartman lands a left hand.
Bateman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Cartman lands with a short shot to the head. Bateman working hard to break the clinch. Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Bateman's face as he tries to break the clinch. Bateman breaks the clinch.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Bateman keeps it at a distance. Cartman looks to clinch and Bateman counters with a thumping low kick. Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Cartman wants to clinch. Cartman is looking to clinch but Bateman is avoiding it.
Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bateman throws a leg kick but Cartman sees it coming and moves out of range. Bateman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cartman was well out of range. Poor timing from Bateman. Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bateman misses with a low kick. Patrick Bateman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Bateman displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Cartman. Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Bateman. Bateman misses with a low kick.
Cartman lands a glancing blow to the side of Bateman's head. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Cartman takes the fight into the clinch. Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Cartman tries to clinch and Bateman counters with a nice leg kick. Cartman tries to clinch up. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Cartman wants to clinch up but Bateman keeps it at a distance. Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch. Cartman on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Bateman misses the jab. Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman wants to clinch but Bateman slips to the side and Bateman makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range. Cartman closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bateman circles away. Cartman moves out of range of the body kick from Bateman.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far. A good leg kick by Bateman. Bateman jabs Cartman to the body, keeping him at a distance. Cartman wants to clinch. Cartman gets a clinch. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Cartman misses with a body punch.
Cartman stalling against the cage.
Cartman lands a hook to the side of the head. Bateman is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman lands a left hand.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bateman. Cartman throws an elbow but it misses.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bateman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Bateman tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage. Bateman working hard to break the clinch. Cartman keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bateman's efforts to push away. Cartman scores with a shot to the side of Bateman's head. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Bateman wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Bateman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A short left from Bateman. Cartman misses with a body punch.
Bateman looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now. Bateman wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee. Bateman works on Cartman's body with a couple of short punches. Bateman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cartman backwards. Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Bateman is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage. Bateman manages to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bateman punishes Cartman's body with a nice straight punch. Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Bateman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Cartman tries to clinch and Bateman counters with a good, hard body kick but Cartman shrugs it off. Cartman is breathing heavily. Bateman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cartman stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. A leg kick checked by Cartman. Bateman thows a left - swing and a miss! Cartman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. Cartman takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A big right from Bateman misses. Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman is having none of it. Bateman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Cartman checks a low kick from Bateman. Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman is having none of it. Cartman closes the distance looking to clinch and Bateman makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick. Cartman closes the distance looking to clinch and Bateman counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartman chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bateman can pounce on him.
Bateman fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Bateman looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bateman gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard. Cartman missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Cartman wants to pass the guard but Bateman is keeping the position. Bateman pulls Cartman in close to his closed guard and prevents Cartman from doing any damage or advancing position. Bateman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Cartman is one step ahead there.
That's four minutes gone in the round. This has been an exciting period of action! Cartman is looking to work some ground and pound but Bateman has wrist control. Bateman preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss. Cartman chips away with some ground and pound. Cartman postures up and lands a big shot to Bateman's brow. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Cartman postures up in Bateman's guard and throws a big left but Bateman blocks it. Cartman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Cartman working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bateman's head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Patrick Bateman will probably get the nod. That's time! Bateman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Bateman lands a lovely overhand right. Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch. Bateman moves out of range as Cartman throws a body kick.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Bateman circles away.
Bateman throws a leg kick and Cartman counters with a nice uppercut. Cartman tries to clinch up and Bateman counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Bateman closes the distance and pushes Cartman back into the cage. Cartman blocks a body shot from Bateman. Bateman blocks an uppercut.
Bateman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat. Cartman darts in looking for a takedown but Bateman gets double underhooks and turns Cartman into the cage. Bateman breaks from the clinch.
Bateman looks for the body kick but Cartman saw that one coming. Bateman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bateman fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cartman has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. This has been an exciting period of action! Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bateman paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bateman swats him away and circles back towards the center. Bateman lands with a right hand. Bateman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Bateman circles away and keeps his distance. Bateman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Bateman jabs at Cartman's body. Cartman takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired. Bateman throws a wild body kick that Cartman sees coming a mile off. Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body. Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Bateman circles away.
Bateman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Cartman is looking to clinch. Bateman misses with a body kick. Bateman fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cartman checks it well. Bateman lands an overhand right. Bateman jabbing away but nothing is landing. Cartman wants to clinch up but Bateman keeps it at a distance. Bateman misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bateman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. The fight moves into the clinch position. Cartman lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bateman backwards. Cartman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bateman breaks from the clinch.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Bateman pushes him off. Cartman moves into range and clinches up with Bateman. Cartman breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. A swing and a miss from Bateman. Good shot there by Cartman. Bateman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Bateman misses the shot to the body. Cartman moves out of range of the strikes. Donk. Bateman catches Cartman right on the button with a cross. Cartman moves into range and clinches up with Bateman.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bateman tries to circle away but Cartman has him pinned against the cage. Bateman is trying to force a seperation but Cartman has the dominant position. Cartman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. A short uppercut from Cartman. Bateman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Bateman circles away and keeps his distance. Cartman checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cartman wants to clinch. Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Bateman circles away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bateman - that will leave a mark!
Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman is having none of it. Cartman blocks a low kick nicely. Bateman throws a low kick but Cartman avoids it. Cartman takes the fight into the clinch. Bateman tries to break free but Cartman pushes him back against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Cartman throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cartman connects with a knee to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Cartman lands a left hand.
Bateman takes an elbow to the forehead. Cartman lands an elbow inside. Bateman scores with an uppercut up the middle. Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bateman paws at him with a jab and circles away. Cartman tries to clinch up and Bateman counters with a nice leg kick. Bateman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away. Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Bateman pushes him off. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion. Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Bateman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Bateman scores with a jab to the jaw. Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman moves out of range. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Patrick Bateman did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Cartman staying out of range there. Cartman closes the distance and clinches. Bateman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Bateman circles away.
No joy there for Bateman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cartman wants to clinch and Bateman counters with a low kick, right behind Cartman 's knee. Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bateman. Cartman wants to clinch up but Bateman keeps it at a distance. Cartman wants to clinch. Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch. Bateman misses with a low kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bateman swats him away and circles back towards the center. Bateman with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cartman to score with a decent uppercut. Cartman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Bateman throws a hook but Cartman avoids it easily. Bateman shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down. Bateman connects with a right hand. Cartman shakes it off. Cartman gets a clinch. Bateman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bateman misses the shot to the body. Bateman misses with a body kick. Cartman is looking to clinch but Bateman is avoiding it.
Cartman drops his hands momentarily and Bateman takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Bateman is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bateman throws a half hearted mid kick. Cartman tries to clinch there but Bateman circles away.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartman tries to clinch up but Bateman circles away and keeps his distance. Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman moves out of range. Bateman fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cartman manages to avoid it. Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bateman paws at him with a jab and circles away. Cartman scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice. Bateman wants to control but Cartman postures up. Cartman tries to land with some ground and pound but misses. Bateman tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cartman wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control. I wouldn't like to be where Bateman is right now. Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. Cartman in side control lands a decent elbow. Bateman takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Bateman parries the strikes from Cartman easily there. Cartman is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Bateman to escape.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over. Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. Cartman works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head. Cartman throwing strikes but missing, from side control. Cartman creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Bateman sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike. Cartman cracks Bateman with a big elbow. Bateman is not in a great position here, taking some shots. Bateman is not content to let Cartman control the position. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Cartman throwing strikes but missing, from side control. Cartman has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Cartman working the body and head with strikes. Bateman dodges the ground and pound from Cartman. Bateman is trying to control Cartman's posture but Cartman avoids it. Eric Cartman has got the better of the ground game so far. Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time. Cartman cracks Bateman with an elbow. That is naaassty. The ground and pound from Cartman seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Cartman lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face. Bateman wants to control but Cartman postures up. The ground and pound from Cartman seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eric Cartman dominated that fourth round. That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Cartman tries to clinch up. Bateman bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Cartman's head. Cartman tries to clinch there but Bateman circles away.
Bateman throws a half hearted mid kick. Bateman misses with a two punch combination.
Cartman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bateman throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman. Bateman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bateman circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bateman paws at him with a jab and circles away. Cartman is looking to clinch but Bateman is avoiding it.
Cartman lands a nice looking body kick. Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman is having none of it. Cartman closes the distance looking to clinch and Bateman finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Cartman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cartman there as he acknowledges the shot. Bateman throws a body kick but he was well out of range there. Bateman cracks Cartman with a right hand to the side of the head. Cartman forces Bateman back against the cage and clinches. Bateman is looking to break free of the clinch but Cartman has double underhooks. Cartman lands a right hand. Bateman is trying to force a seperation but Cartman has the dominant position. Cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. A short right from Cartman on the inside. A short left from Cartman. Bateman is trying to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling him. Cartman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. This has been an exciting period of action! Cartman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Cartman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Bateman's defenses. Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt. A right hand to the body from Cartman.
Cartman escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartman tries to clinch up. Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Bateman circles away and keeps his distance. The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Bateman walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cartman checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch. Bateman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cartman displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bateman throws out the jab. Cartman misses with a double jab.
Cartman shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Cartman tries to clinch but Bateman is having none of it. Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bateman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Bateman jabs at Cartman's body. Bateman avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bateman swats him away and circles back towards the center. Cartman wants to clinch up but Bateman keeps it at a distance. Bateman cracks a nice hook into Cartman's ribs. Cartman gets tackled into the cage by Bateman. Bateman maintains the clinch. Bateman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bateman lands a left hand.
Bateman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nice defenses there by Cartman. Bateman throws a leg kick that misses. Cartman fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bateman, pushing him back against the cage. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. Cartman landing knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Cartman lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Bateman lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Bateman can't break the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cartman. A head punch on the inside from Bateman fails to land. Cartman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Cartman comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. A short right from Cartman on the inside. Bateman manages to break the clinch.
Cartman has Bateman up against the cage in a clinch.
Bateman working hard to break the clinch. Bateman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Cartman breaks the clinch.
Bateman connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bateman manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! Cartman throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bateman's waist but Bateman gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Cartman off to one side. Bateman connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Cartman's hands. Cartman wants to clinch but Bateman slips to the side and Bateman counters with a slapping leg kick. Bateman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Eric Cartman. I think Cartman has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 47:48 Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 47:48 Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman! Eric Cartman is the new heavyweight champion! During a confident post fight interview, Eric Cartman thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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