PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Almu Tantor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Thor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tantor kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is tantor. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Tantor
vs
Thor

190 cm
28
211 lbs
24 - 8 - 0

192 cm
29
207 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Perkele!

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Almu Tantor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hans Thor!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Dmitry Maklakov and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tantor connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

It looks like Hans Thor has been cut.
Tantor on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Tantor scoring well with a low kick there.
Tantor seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Tantor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Thor.
Thor gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Thor scores with a hook to the body. Tantor takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thor with a nice cross.
Tantor scoring well with a low kick there.
Thor turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thor misses with a kick to the body.
A cross from Tantor lands.
Tantor throws a wild body kick that Thor sees coming a mile off.
Tantor rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thor moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Tantor.
Thor takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Thor throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tantor takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thor moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thor has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Nice shot by Thor.
Thor walks into a stiff left hand from Tantor.
Donk. Tantor catches Thor right on the button with a cross.
Thor misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tantor scores with a crisp jab that stopped Thor in his tracks.
Thor throws a leg kick which misses Tantor's front leg but catches the back leg as Tantor tries to avoid it.
Thor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tantor.
Tantor is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thor throws out a loose jab but Tantor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thor connects with a solid leg kick.
Tantor connects with an inside leg kick.
Tantor throws out a loose jab but Thor uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tantor doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Thor throws a shot from downtown. Tantor moves away and avoids it.
Tantor connects with a nice looking jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tantor stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Thor.
Thor cracks Tantor with a good jab.
Tantor connects with a jab.

Thor lands a big head kick that sends Tantor tumbling to the mat! Thor takes a step backwards and waves Tantor back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Tantor is rocked!

It looks like Almu Tantor has been cut.
Thor lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Tantor - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Thor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Hans Thor!
After winning the bout, Hans Thor thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
The defeated Almu Tantor had this to say: 'thanks! this was my last kickboxing fight'.