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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George Montana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montana is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Straight Outta Compton-N.W.A. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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163 lbs
25 - 22 - 1 |
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25
160 lbs
4 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Great low kicks
Granite chin |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 22 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, George Montana!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Eddie Farnsworth and Jorge Garcia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Turd ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Turd closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Turd lands a decent elbow from side control.
You can see the frustration on Montana's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Turd scores with punches from side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turd is putting a hurting on Montana here, landing some big shots from side control.
Turd scores with a couple of short elbows.
Montana tries to buck Turd off but Turd is having none of it.
Turd grinds an elbow into Montana's temple.
Montana is rocked!
Turd scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Montana to see if he's OK.
Montana is still in real trouble! Can Turd finish him?
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turd scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Montana is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Turd can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). One Turd!
George Montana was interviewed post fight and said 'Damn'it'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
76% |
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