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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeffery Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and War Machine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dahmer comes to the cage accompanied by 50 Cent - Animal. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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186 cm
25
201 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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184 cm
26
192 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffery Dahmer! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, War Machine! The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Dahmer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Machine looks to land a right hand but Dahmer moved out of range. Dahmer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Machine. Jab, jab by Dahmer - just one landing. Dahmer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Machine. Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Machine catches Dahmer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Machine's coach down at Elite Training Facility was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Machine's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight. Dahmer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Dahmer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Machine.
Dahmer throws a body punch but Machine moves out of range. Dahmer moves out of range as Machine strikes. Machine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dahmer. Dahmer ducks under a wild hook from Machine. Machine takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily. Machine just misses with a punch to the body.
Machine throws the left hand but Dahmer avoids the punch easily. Dahmer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Machine avoids a lazy jab quite easily. Dahmer moves out of range as Machine strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dahmer digs a good body shot into Machine's ribs. The fighters circling - Dahmer throws out the jab but it was never going to land. Dahmer has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Basics -LOD- in the buildup to the fight. Machine looks to land a left hand but Dahmer moved out of range nicely. A decent looking cross lands there for Dahmer. Dahmer misses with a wild body shot. Machine cracks Dahmer with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Machine moves forwards but Dahmer connects with a nice, crisp jab. A jab from Machine misses. Dahmer pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Machine slips a jab and a cross from Dahmer.
Machine throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dahmer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. This has been an exciting period of action! Dahmer ducks right into an uppercut from Machine. Machine thows a left - swing and a miss! Machine walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Dahmer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Dahmer connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt. Machine throws a shot from downtown. Dahmer moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Machine takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Machine is rocked! Dahmer moves out of range as Machine strikes. Machine is still on wobbly legs! Can Dahmer finish him? Machine throws a jab when Dahmer was well out of range. Dahmer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Machine. Machine swings widly with a right hand
and Dahmer counters with a huge left! Machine is in big trouble! He's backing up but Dahmer isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Machine from any more damage. A dominating finish by Dahmer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jeffery Dahmer! An out of breath Jeffery Dahmer thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
81% |
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