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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes to the cage accompanied by r this town i 101. Bla comes into a darkened arena with his song building. I'm gonna live forever kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Asshole Gracie could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bla Bla's chin.
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280 lbs
55 - 22 - 0 |
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264 lbs
20 - 18 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
55 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bla gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Gracie counters with a leg kick.
Bla misses with a takedown attempt
and Gracie counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Bla drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Asshole Gracie has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bla Bla.
Bla can't get the takedown.
Bla is working for takedown but Gracie is calmly controlling the position for now.
Gracie's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
I was talking to Gracie's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Bla drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Bla is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Gracie wants the takedown. Bla is fighting it off but Gracie persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Bla's guard against the cage.
Gracie is in close to Bla's body, working some short punches and elbows.
It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bla lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Gracie!
Bla throwing strikes here but Gracie is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Gracie wants to hold on but Bla pushes him away.
Gracie is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Gracie regains half guard.
Gracie is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Gracie gets full guard.
Bla loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bla missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Gracie has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Bla can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gracie wants to sweep but no luck.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gracie bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bla's guard.
Gracie postures up.
Bla looking for a sweep. Not yet Bla, not yet.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Gracie accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bla manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Gracie manages to get himself to full guard.
Bla avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Gracie has momentary wrist control but Bla slips an elbow through the middle.
Gracie wants to sweep here but Bla controlling him for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gracie bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Bla's guard.
Gracie throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bla works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Gracie avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bla is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Gracie working some strikes from top position.
Bla looking to hit a scissor sweep but Gracie is one step ahead there.
Gracie advances position into side control!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gracie scoring with punches and elbows.
That has opened up Bla Bla's cut even more.
Gracie scoring with punches from side control.
The cut above Bla Bla's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bla Bla's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Asshole Gracie!
A less than humble Asshole Gracie misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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