PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Knocker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dirty Randy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Randy has chosen Machinehead as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Knocker
vs
Randy

190 cm
22
240 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
21
250 lbs
2 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Knocker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirty Randy!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knocker throws a lazy head kick
and Randy counters with a nice leg kick.
Knocker throws a combination that misses
and Randy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Randy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Knocker throws a combination that misses
and Randy counters with a nice low kick that buckles Knocker's knee momentarily.
Knocker misses with a double jab

and Randy counters by moving into the clinch.
Knocker is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Knocker is looking to break free of the clinch but Randy has double underhooks.
Randy wants a takedown but no success here.
Nick Knocker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Randy.
Randy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Knocker's efforts to push away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Knocker wants to break free but Randy has control.
Knocker is trying to break the clinch but Randy is controlling him.
Knocker wants to get back to striking at distance but Randy won't allow it.
Randy can't get the takedown.

Randy breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knocker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Randy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Knocker throws a head kick that misses
and Randy makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Knocker really felt that one!
Knocker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Knocker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Randy counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Knocker is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Knocker throws a lazy head kick
and Randy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Knocker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Randy counters with a nice body kick.
Knocker is breathing heavily.
Knocker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Randy counters with a nice body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Randy bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Randy wants to control but Knocker is keeping him busy.
Knocker might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randy is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Knocker stops Randy from passing to mount.
Knocker on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Knocker tries to get out of the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Dirty Randy.
A head kick by Knocker misses
and Randy counters with a good, hard body kick but Knocker shrugs it off.
Knocker misses with a shot to the body
and Randy counters with a series of strikes. Knocker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Knocker throws a lazy head kick
and Randy finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Nice takedown defense from Knocker. No joy for Randy on that attempt.
Randy shoots for a double leg takedown but Knocker sprawls well. He's pushed Randy's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Nick Knocker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A right-left combo lands from Knocker.
Knocker will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Knocker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Randy counters with a nice body kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Knocker throws a leg kick that is checked
and Randy makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Knocker really felt that one!
Knocker misses the body punch
and Randy counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Knocker throws a right hand that misses
and Randy counters with a solid body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Randy dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Knocker throws a lazy head kick

and Randy counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Knocker is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Randy trying to control the position from guard on top but Knocker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Dirty Randy was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Randy tries for a takedown but Knocker sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Randy lands a nice looking body kick.
Knocker throws a lazy uppercut
and Randy counters with a head kick.
Randy is breathing heavily.
Knocker throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Randy counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick by Knocker misses
and Randy counters with an outside leg kick.
A head kick by Knocker misses

and Randy counters with a shoot takedown. Knocker fights it but they end up in guard.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Knocker manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.
Randy prevents Knocker from breaking the clinch.
Knocker wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Randy has him pressed against the cage.
Knocker wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Randy wants a takedown but no success here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knocker is trying to break the clinch but Randy has him pressed against the cage.
Knocker tries to break free but Randy pushes him back against the cage.
Randy drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Knocker gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Nick Knocker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Randy.
Knocker is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Knocker's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Randy can't get the takedown.
Randy wants to take the fight to the mat but Knocker manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Randy keeps control of Knocker as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Randy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Knocker's efforts to push away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knocker gets underhooks to prevent Randy's takedown attempt.
Randy keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Knocker's efforts to push away.
Knocker lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Knocker tries to break free but Randy pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirty Randy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Knocker throws a sloppy head kick
and Randy counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Knocker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Randy counters with a solid body kick.
Nick Knocker is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Knocker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Randy counters with a big head kick but Knocker shrugs it off.
Knocker misses with a combination
and Randy counters with a nice body kick.
Knocker throws a lazy head kick
and Randy counters with a solid body kick.
Randy is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A head kick by Knocker misses
and Randy counters with a body kick.
Randy closes this distance looking for a takedown but Knocker circles away.
Knocker misses with an uppercut

and Randy counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Randy passes to full mount!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy trying to control but he's not successful this time.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Randy might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Knocker haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Knocker is trying desperately to improve position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dirty Randy has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Knocker throws a sloppy head kick
and Randy counters with a nice body kick.
Knocker throws a left and a right that both miss
and Randy counters with a thumping low kick.
Knocker falls off balance throwing a combination
and Randy counters with a nice kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knocker throws a lazy head kick
and Randy counters with a nice kick to the body.
Knocker defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Randy.
Knocker displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Randy.
Nick Knocker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dirty Randy.
Knocker comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Knocker throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Randy counters with a solid body kick.
Dirty Randy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Knocker misses with a double jab
and Randy counters with a body kick.
Nick Knocker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Knocker swings widly with a right hand
and Randy counters with a body kick that stops Knocker in his tracks momentarily.
Knocker throws a head kick that misses
and Randy counters with a low kick, right behind Knocker 's knee.
Dirty Randy is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Knocker swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Randy counters with a body kick that stops Knocker in his tracks momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dirty Randy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Randy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dirty Randy!
During a confident post fight interview, Dirty Randy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.