PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jackson Thomas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seppo Kastinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thomas comes to the cage accompanied by Patroit's Anthem. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Thomas
vs
Kastinen

189 cm
32
213 lbs
14 - 10 - 1

180 cm
31
205 lbs
16 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Jackson Thomas!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Seppo Kastinen!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Marco Blurström and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Thomas.
Kastinen tries to close the distance and clinch but Thomas swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thomas ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Kastinen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Thomas dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kastinen. That did some damage!
We've been told by Thomas's head coaches at Bromance Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Thomas buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kastinen has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Thomas throws a one two combo.
Kastinen lands with a cross.
A slow jab from Kastinen misses its intended target.
Thomas lands with a kick to the temple. Kastinen shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

It looks like Seppo Kastinen has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thomas fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kastinen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kastinen darts in looking for a takedown but Thomas gets double underhooks and turns Kastinen into the cage.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Kastinen doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thomas is trying to stall.
Thomas scores a nice knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kastinen is looking to take this one to the mat.
Kastinen is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Thomas is defending well.
Jackson Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Kastinen.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Come on Thomas - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Kastinen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Thomas lands a nice knee to the body.
Thomas pressing his opponent against the cage.
Nice body punch from Thomas.
Kastinen misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas stops a takedown attempt from Kastinen.
Kastinen is trying to drag Thomas to the mat but Thomas just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kastinen has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Thomas after a bit of a struggle.
Kastinen tries for a takedown. No joy.
Kastinen goes for a takedown attempt but Thomas pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Jackson Thomas is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Thomas turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thomas throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Thomas fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kastinen checks it well.
Thomas moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

Kastinen clinches up with Thomas and pushes him back against the cage.
Thomas lands a body punch.
Thomas blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Kastinen.
Thomas blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The referee calls for Thomas to work.

Thomas's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kastinen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kastinen shoots in for a takedown but Thomas shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Thomas connects with a solid leg kick.
Kastinen moves in looking to clinch but Thomas pushes him off.
Thomas lands with a nice combination. Kastinen backs away looking to recover.
Kastinen on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Kastinen connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Thomas throws a series of strikes that have Kastinen backpedaling.
Kastinen tries to clinch up but Thomas circles away and keeps his distance.
A jab from Kastinen misses.
Thomas thumps Kastinen with a low kick.
Thomas swats away the attempt to clinch by Kastinen.
Thomas looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kastinen wants to clinch.
Kastinen blocks a head kick by Thomas.
Jackson Thomas seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kastinen uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Thomas.
Thomas throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kastinen on the side of the head.
Thomas looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jackson Thomas dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Seppo Kastinen's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Thomas is looking to slow Kastinen down with leg kicks.
Kastinen shoots in for a takedown but Thomas shows good takedown defense.
Kastinen throws an off balance right hand
and Thomas counters with a head kick.
Thomas lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kastinen's sensitive parts.
Kastinen shoots in but no luck this time.
Thomas ducks under a wild hook from Kastinen.
That kick from Thomas tenderised Kastinen's leg. Kastinen is trying to keep his angry face on.
A nice inside leg kick there by Thomas. That's going to slow Kastinen down.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kastinen ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Thomas moves away.
Thomas throws a head kick but Kastinen moves out of range.
Thomas throws a body punch but Kastinen moves out of range.
Thomas lands a glancing blow to the side of Kastinen's head.
Kastinen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kastinen shoots in but Thomas avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jackson Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Kastinen.
Thomas connects with an inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kastinen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Thomas.
A thudding body kick lands there by Thomas!
Kastinen is breathing heavily.
Kastinen is trying hard to land a takedown here. Thomas sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Thomas throws a series of strikes that have Kastinen backpedaling.
Kastinen swings for the body but Thomas moves out of range.
Kastinen darts in trying to clinch
and Thomas connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A chopping leg kick lands by Thomas.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Thomas throws a head kick that misses.
Thomas bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thomas.
Kastinen throws a combination that misses
and Kastinen takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thomas connects with a leg kick. Kastinen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Thomas avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Thomas scores with a punch to the head.
A solid leg kick lands there for Thomas.
Thomas is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Kastinen throws out a powerful jab.
Kastinen misses with a wild body shot.
Kastinen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Kastinen tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Thomas counters with a nice leg kick.
Thomas pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kastinen tries to clinch but Thomas is having none of it.
Thomas lands with a right hand.
Kastinen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thomas doesn't seem bothered though.
Kastinen on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Thomas throws a head kick that Kastinen semi-blocks.
Jackson Thomas is winning the standup battle so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kastinen takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Thomas getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kastinen chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Thomas can pounce on him.
Thomas throws the left hand but Kastinen avoids the punch easily.
Kastinen dodges the punch combination from Thomas.
Thomas scores with a one two! Kastinen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thomas, right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Thomas.
Kastinen tries to clinch but Thomas moves out of range.
Thomas turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kastinen's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kastinen moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice uppercut there from Thomas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Both fighters circling a little - Thomas finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Thomas throws a nice head kick!

That has opened up Seppo Kastinen's cut even more.
Thomas jabs Kastinen right on the nose. Kastinen blinks but takes it well.
The fighters circle momentarily. Thomas darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Kastinen tries to clinch but Thomas moves out of range.

Kastinen takes the fight into the clinch.

Thomas escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Thomas scores with a leg kick.
Thomas connects with a high kick.
Kastinen shoots in but Thomas avoids the takedown attempt easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Thomas stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kastinen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jackson Thomas dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Seppo Kastinen's cut.
That's time! Thomas's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Thomas throws a head kick but Kastinen moves out of range.
Thomas lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Some wild striking there from Thomas.
Thomas throws a nice inside leg kick.
Thomas is looking to land body kicks.
Kastinen moves forwards but Thomas connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Kastinen doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thomas.
Thomas moves away from the strike by Kastinen.
Thomas buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kastinen shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Thomas defends it nicely.
Kastinen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kastinen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Thomas there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Thomas misses with a leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Thomas.
Thomas is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kastinen can do to turn this around?
Thomas throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kastinen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kastinen wants to clinch up but Thomas keeps it at a distance.
Thomas throws a leg kick but Kastinen checks it.
That kick from Thomas tenderised Kastinen's leg. Kastinen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Thomas turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Thomas fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kastinen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Thomas scores with a one two! Kastinen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Thomas throws a head kick that Kastinen semi-blocks.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Thomas throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kastinen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Thomas lands a head kick. Kastinen smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Kastinen tries to clinch but Thomas is having none of it.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Thomas, as that shot connected.
Kastinen blocks a head kick by Thomas.
Thomas lands a glancing blow to the side of Kastinen's head.
Thomas lands with an uppercut that bounces Kastinen off the cage and back into range.
Thomas lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kastinen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Thomas fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Thomas catches Kastinen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kastinen connects with a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kastinen staying out of range there.
Thomas lands with a slapping head kick.
Thomas does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Thomas lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kastinen moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Thomas stuffs the takedown attempt from Kastinen. Kastinen gets slowly back to his feet.
Kastinen is trying desperately to land a takedown but Thomas is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Kastinen.
That kick from Thomas tenderised Kastinen's leg. Kastinen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kastinen has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kastinen tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thomas, right into the meat.
Kastinen scores with a hook to the body. Thomas takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kastinen throws a jab when Thomas was well out of range.
Thomas throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thomas defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kastinen.
Jackson Thomas has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seppo Kastinen.
Kastinen scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thomas doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kastinen takes a kick to the side of the head.
Kastinen tries to score a power double leg takedown but Thomas sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Kastinen somewhat.
Thomas lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Seppo Kastinen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kastinen tries to close the distance and clinch but Thomas swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Thomas digs a good hook to Kastinen's body.
Thomas avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jab from Thomas.
Thomas connects with an inside leg kick.
Kastinen moves in looking to clinch but Thomas pushes him off.

And that's the end of the fight!
Jackson Thomas showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Thomas has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jackson Thomas!
Jackson Thomas took some time post fight to say the following; 'This is it people, this is fucking it!!!! The New World Order is islam!!! I know it sounds crazy and paranoid but look around.... Islamization is real.'.