PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Moo Mcloed (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricardo Dias (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dias is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Hawthorne Heights - Light Sleeper. Moo Mcloed is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mcloed
vs
Dias

180 cm
18
135 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

170 cm
18
143 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Moo Mcloed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ricardo Dias!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Paul Tew and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dias will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mcloed looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Mcloed throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dias throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mcloed fails to land with a series of punches.
Dias tries a head kick but it misses.
Dias tries to score with a low kick but Mcloed moves his leg out of the way.
Dias lands with a right and another and another! Mcloed is in big trouble! Dias lands again and this time it's lights out for Mcloed! A quality knockout there for Dias.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Ricardo Dias!
A very excited looking Ricardo Dias made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.