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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Fred Sanford (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe The Plumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sanford's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Junkman's Song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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183 cm
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185 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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185 cm
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187 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Fred Sanford! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Joe The Plumber! The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Wagner Zegers and Paulsen Ambrosius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sanford wants to clinch. Sanford swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. The Plumber circles away from the clinch attempt and The Plumber holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch. An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sanford. Sanford is pressed up against the cage. The Plumber has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Sanford down to the mat. Sanford avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. Sanford tries to clinch but The Plumber is having none of it. The Plumber takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. The Plumber shoots in for a takedown but Sanford shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet. Sanford scores with a nice head shot.
It looks like Joe The Plumber has been cut. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Sanford throws a right and a left that The Plumber avoids nicely. The Plumber closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth. We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace. Sanford is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on The Plumber's leg. He's managed it. Nice work. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Sanford looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Plumber wants to take a breather but Sanford is having none of it. The Plumber looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The Plumber missing with the ground and pound from half guard. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Sanford trying to hold on to The Plumber's head to control him but The Plumber postures up.
Sanford is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because The Plumber is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him. The Plumber throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man. Both fighters really going for it on the ground here! The Plumber is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Sanford has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Sanford looking for submissions off his back. Sanford blocking the ground and pound attempt from The Plumber. Sanford looking to work for a kimura from the bottom. The Plumber not throwing his punches with enough precision this time. Sanford actively working from the bottom here. The Plumber trying to control from Sanford's half guard. Sanford has other ideas though and has regained full guard. Sanford trying to control the position.
The Plumber got a little sloppy there for a moment and Sanford has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, The Plumber has managed to get both his arms back between Sanford's legs - danger averted.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sanford is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but The Plumber frees his head nicely. Oh but Sanford has switched to an armbar! The Plumber is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Fred Sanford! Our winner, Fred Sanford, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
45% |
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