PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eli Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dos Equis Guy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dos Equis Guy
vs
Williams

194 cm
33
241 lbs
30 - 10 - 0

195 cm
36
266 lbs
31 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Backyard Fighting

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eli Williams!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams misses with a body punch
and Williams takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dos Equis Guy lands a lovely overhand right.
Williams is looking to chop away at Dos Equis Guy's legs.
Dos Equis Guy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Williams staying out of range there.
Dos Equis Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Dos Equis Guy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Williams slips a jab from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick as Williams jumps back.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Williams.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy throws a front kick aimed at Williams's knee but Williams avoids it well.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a jab to the jaw.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dos Equis Guy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Williams to score with a decent uppercut.
We've been told by Dos Equis Guy's head coaches at Riddum Elite that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Some wild striking there from Dos Equis Guy.
Good leg kick by Williams there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a high kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy throws a hook to the side of Williams's head but Williams sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a jab.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Williams lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dos Equis Guy has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dos Equis Guy and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Williams bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dos Equis Guy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Williams stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Williams lands a jab to the nose.
Nice uppercut there from Dos Equis Guy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a thumping leg kick.
Dos Equis Guy digs a good body shot into Williams's ribs.

Williams throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Dos Equis Guy was covering up waiting for the punch and Williams finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Williams wants to control from the top but Dos Equis Guy keeps moving.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to keep Williams in close.
Dos Equis Guy manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Williams manages to get himself to full guard.
Dos Equis Guy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dos Equis Guy trying to stand up but can't free himself from Williams's guard.

Williams is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Dos Equis Guy is aware though and is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Williams is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dos Equis Guy tries to stand but Williams is controlling from the bottom.

Dos Equis Guy avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Dos Equis Guy preventing the sweep.
Dos Equis Guy wanted to stand there but Williams had control of the position.
Williams wants to sweep here but Dos Equis Guy controlling him for the moment.
Williams looking to control.
Dos Equis Guy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Williams is proving hard to escape from.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Williams has his feet on Dos Equis Guy's thighs here. He's pushed Dos Equis Guy off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Dos Equis Guy screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Eli Williams!
Our winner, Eli Williams, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.