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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cirilo Galiei (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell comes to the cage accompanied by Don't Stop Believing. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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150 lbs
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136 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 27 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cirilo Galiei!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Micheangelo Fripello and Roger Salmon.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Galiei tries to clinch but Falwell moves out of range.
Falwell throws a series of punches but Galiei avoids them all with ease.
Yahweh Falwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Falwell looks to land a combination but Galiei avoids it well.
Falwell looks to land a combination but Galiei avoids it well.
Falwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Falwell misses with a two punch combination.
Falwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Falwell throws a combination that misses
and Galiei counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Falwell. Those never looked like landing.
Falwell will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Falwell swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Falwell misses with a double jab.
Falwell darts in and clinches Galiei up against the cage.
Galiei lands with a light punch inside.
Galiei struggles to land a body shot inside as Falwell controls his hands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Falwell is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Galiei tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Galiei.
Falwell looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Galiei tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Falwell wants to break the clinch but can't.
Falwell is trying to push Galiei away but Galiei has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Galiei misses with a hook from the clinch.
Galiei misses with a body punch.
Falwell can't break the clinch.
Falwell is looking to break free of the clinch but Galiei has double underhooks.
Galiei trying to stall but Falwell improves his position.
Galiei lands a nice uppercut.
Falwell is trying to push Galiei away but Galiei has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falwell can't break the clinch.
Falwell gets underhooks to prevent Galiei's takedown attempt.
A frustrated look appears on Falwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Falwell is trying to force a seperation but Galiei has the dominant position.
Falwell wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Galiei tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Falwell wants to break free but Galiei has control.
Galiei digs a right hand underneath Falwell's ribcage. Falwell let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Falwell tries to break free but Galiei pushes him back against the cage.
Galiei is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Yahweh Falwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cirilo Galiei.
Galiei misses with a punch to the body.
Falwell looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Falwell working hard to break the clinch.
Galiei is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Falwell is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yahweh Falwell dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Falwell forces Galiei back against the cage and clinches.
Falwell escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Galiei tries to clinch there but Falwell circles away.
Falwell misses with a double jab
and Galiei holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Falwell.
Falwell is looking to break free of the clinch but Galiei has double underhooks.
Falwell breaks from the clinch.
Galiei showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Falwell.
Falwell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Yahweh Falwell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Galiei fails in his attempt to clinch.
Falwell scores with a three punch combo!
Falwell misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Falwell rushes Galiei and presses him up against the cage.
Falwell is trying to push Galiei away but Galiei has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Galiei has Falwell pressed against the cage, preventing Falwell from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Falwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Galiei has him pressed against the cage.
Falwell wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Galiei has him pressed against the cage.
Galiei wants a takedown but no success here.
Falwell working hard to break the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Galiei keeps control of Falwell as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Galiei misses with a hook from the clinch.
Galiei tries to stall but Falwell uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A frustrated look appears on Falwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Falwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Galiei prevents Falwell from breaking the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Galiei keeps control of Falwell as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Falwell tries to circle away but Galiei has him pinned against the cage.
Galiei prevents Falwell from breaking the clinch.
Yahweh Falwell has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Falwell manages to break the clinch.
Galiei slips a jab and a cross from Falwell.
Galiei tries to close the distance and clinch up but Falwell swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Galiei avoids a punch combination nicely.
Falwell throws a combination. Galiei tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Falwell has closed the distance and engaged Galiei in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Galiei swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Falwell wants to get back to striking at distance but Galiei won't allow it.
Falwell can't break the clinch.
Galiei tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Falwell is trying to break the clinch but Galiei has him pressed against the cage.
Galiei tries to throw a body punch but Falwell avoids it by throwing Galiei back against the cage.
Galiei doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Yahweh Falwell dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Falwell clinches up against the cage.
Falwell looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Galiei misses with a punch on the inside.
Falwell blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Falwell wants to get back to striking at distance but Galiei won't allow it.
Falwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Falwell wants to get back to striking at distance but Galiei won't allow it.
Galiei misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Falwell wants to break free but Galiei has control.
Falwell is trying to force a seperation but Galiei has the dominant position.
Galiei struggles to land a body shot inside as Falwell controls his hands.
Galiei working aggressively here.
Galiei prevents Falwell from breaking the clinch.
Falwell gets underhooks to prevent Galiei's takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Falwell blocks an uppercut.
Falwell has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Falwell is looking to break free of the clinch but Galiei has double underhooks.
Galiei tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Falwell's elbow.
Falwell tries to break the clinch but Galiei is controlling the position.
Falwell's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Falwell keeps the fight on the outside.
Yahweh Falwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Falwell rushes Galiei and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Falwell is trying to break the clinch but Galiei has him pressed against the cage.
Galiei misses with a body punch.
Galiei doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Galiei misses with the head strike.
Falwell is trying to push Galiei away but Galiei has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A frustrated look appears on Falwell's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Falwell is trying to break the clinch but Galiei is controlling him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Galiei is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Falwell gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Falwell tries to circle away but Galiei has him pinned against the cage.
Galiei tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Falwell is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Galiei tries to work over Falwell's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Galiei tries to stall but Falwell uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
And that's the end of the fight!
Yahweh Falwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Falwell has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight for Yahweh Falwell!
Judge Micheangelo Fripello scores the fight for Yahweh Falwell!
Judge Roger Salmon scores the fight for Yahweh Falwell!
Yahweh Falwell wins by unanimous decision!
As Yahweh Falwell got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Thank you God, for giving me the faith and strength to beat this man's face to a pulp and destroy his dreams to make a better life for himself and his family. I want the belt, because the Bible doesn't say anything contradictory about idolatry and greed. To all the fans: I'm blessed. And bitch'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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