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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Artest (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bart Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Artest comes to the cage accompanied by Champion- Ron Artest Feat T-Pain. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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260 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
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275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Artest!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bart Simpson!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Roosa Järviläinen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Simpson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Artest counter with a right hand.
Simpson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Artest misses with a body kick.
Artest looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Artest takes a jab right on the kisser.
Jab by Simpson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bart Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Simpson tries to clinch up but Artest circles away and keeps his distance.
Artest closes the distance and clinches.
Simpson scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Artest misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Simpson.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Simpson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Artest's brow.
Artest takes a shot to the head.
Simpson has a couple of punches blocked by Artest.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson blocks an uppercut.
Simpson trying to stall but Artest improves his position.
Simpson misses with some punches.
Artest scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Artest throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Artest misses with a knee to the head.
Simpson throws an elbow that misses.
Artest misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Simpson.
A short left from Simpson.
Simpson scores with a shoulder strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Simpson takes a knee to the side of the body.
Artest misses with a short punch on the inside.
Simpson wants to break free but Artest has control.
Artest blocks an elbow strike.
Artest tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Simpson.
Artest trying to land knees to the body.
Simpson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Simpson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson scores with a shoulder strike.
Artest tries to work over Simpson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Artest has a couple of punches blocked by Simpson.
Simpson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Artest slips under a jab.
Artest ducks under a wild hook from Simpson.
Artest ducks under a wild hook from Simpson.
Simpson misses with a straight left.
Simpson looks to land a left hand but Artest moved out of range nicely.
Simpson just misses with a punch to the body.
Artest gets a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Simpson.
Artest misses with a punch to the body.
Simpson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Artest backwards.
Simpson misses with a punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Simpson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Artest trying to land knees to the body.
Simpson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Artest backwards.
Artest trying to land knees to the body.
Simpson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Artest trying to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Simpson just misses with a elbow thrown towards Artest's brow.
Simpson is trying to push Artest away but Artest has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Simpson is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Simpson pushes Artest back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Simpson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Simpson struggles to land a body shot inside as Artest controls his hands.
Artest missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Simpson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Simpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Artest just misses with a elbow thrown towards Simpson's brow.
Artest lands a body punch.
Artest tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Simpson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Simpson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Simpson misses with a double jab
and Artest counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Artest misses with a body kick.
Simpson getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Artest cracks a nice hook into Simpson's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Simpson. Artest does a little dance to reset his feet.
Simpson moves into the clinch successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bart Simpson dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Simpson avoids the body shot from Artest.
Simpson misses with a hook. Artest ducked under it nicely.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Simpson in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Jab by Simpson.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Simpson, as that shot connected.
Simpson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Artest.
Simpson throws a hook but Artest avoids it easily.
Simpson tries to close the distance and clinch but Artest swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Artest looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Artest avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Simpson misses with a looping right.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Artest on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Artest displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Simpson throws out the jab.
Simpson tries to keep at a distance but Artest has taken the fight into the clinch.
Artest blocks an elbow strike.
Simpson lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Simpson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Artest lands a knee to the body.
Simpson is breathing heavily.
Simpson is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Bart Simpson seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Simpson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Simpson avoiding damage as Artest throws knees to the body.
Simpson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Simpson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Artest doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson blocks an elbow strike from Artest.
Artest misses with a punch on the inside.
Simpson can't find room to land a body shot as Artest controls the action.
Artest with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Artest lands a right hand that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
Simpson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Simpson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Artest lands with a right to the head.
Artest lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Simpson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Artest is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Simpson is defending well for now.
Simpson can't find room to land a body shot as Artest controls the action.
Simpson lands with a short shot to the head.
Artest working Simpson over with knees to the body.
Artest misses with a hook to the ribs.
Artest lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Artest lands with a light punch inside.
Simpson misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson blocks a body shot from Artest.
Simpson avoids a wild elbow strike from Artest.
Artest misses with a body punch.
Simpson misses with a hook from the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Artest.
Artest blocks the elbow strike.
Artest pushes Simpson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Artest.
Artest gets through Simpson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Artest tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Simpson avoids it.
Artest misses with an elbow strike.
Simpson manages to break the clinch.
Artest tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bart Simpson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Simpson moves out of range as Artest throws a body kick.
Artest throws a nice outside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Artest uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Simpson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson takes the fight into the clinch.
Simpson looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Artest lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
Simpson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Artest with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Artest tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Simpson avoids it.
Simpson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Artest avoids a wild elbow strike from Simpson.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Artest.
Simpson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Artest struggles to land a body shot inside as Simpson controls his hands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Artest throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Simpson blocks it with crossed arms.
Simpson misses with the head strike.
Simpson working aggressively here.
Simpson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Simpson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Ron Artest will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Artest chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Simpson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Artest throws a push kick but Simpson slaps the foot to one side.
Jab by Artest.
Simpson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Artest.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Artest.
Artest fails in his attempt to clinch.
Simpson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Simpson moves out of range of the body kick from Artest.
Artest throws a leg kick which misses Simpson's front leg but catches the back leg as Simpson tries to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Artest lands a jab to the head.
Artest walks into a jab.
Artest scores with a push kick.
Artest looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Simpson misses with a lunging right hand
and Artest counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Artest.
Simpson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Simpson is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Artest avoids the elbow strike from Simpson, against the cage.
Simpson is still on wobbly legs! Can Artest finish him?
Artest creates some distance for himselfand unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Simpson's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Simpson drops to his knees and Artest pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Artest!
Ron Artest retains his heavyweight title!
Post fight, Ron Artest took to the microphone: 'Tino, welcome to the world of MMA, You lost to a true champion, who's next?'.
Bart Simpson spoke after the fight, saying 'Eat my shorts!'.
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