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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Karate Kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dixie Normous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kid comes into the arena with Kung Fu Fighting blaring out of the sound system. On his way into the cage it seems that Karate Kid has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Karate Kid seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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173 cm
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141 lbs
12 - 2 - 0 |
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180 cm
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170 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Excellent grappler
Good kicks
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Karate Kid! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dixie Normous! The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Summer Carpenter and Francis DeMontford.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Kid throws a good cross that connects.
Karate Kid seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Normous on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Normous throws a low kick but Kid avoids it. Kid lands with a nice body punch. Kid with a body punch. A glancing blow. Kid lands a jab to Normous's midsection. Kid connects with a body shot that sends Normous's belly button to the back. Kid connects with a looping right hand.
Kid lands with a nice body punch. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Kid lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Thud! ouch! good body kick from Kid - that will leave a mark!
Kid is looking to slow Normous down with leg kicks. Normous tries to clinch there but Kid circles away.
Kid ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent. Normous takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kid moves into range and clinches up with Normous. Kid stops a takedown attempt from Normous.
Kid lands with a light punch inside. Normous is trying to pull guard but Kid has him pressed against the cage. Kid holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Normous wants a takedown.
Karate Kid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dixie Normous. Kid stalling.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Kid. Kid effectively controlling the action here. Kid digs a right hand into Normous's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Normous's gas tank.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Kid is pressed up against the cage. Normous has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Kid down to the mat. Kid avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance. A cross from Kid lands. Kid lands a jab to the head.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Normous has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat. Normous takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Jab from Kid. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Kid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kid connects with the punch. Kid chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Kid getting the better of the striking in that exchange. Kid lands a nice shot to the body.
Kid is really peppering his opponent's head with punches. Normous on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot. Normous shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Kid as he avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Normous tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Kid lands a jab to the head.
Normous looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Kid is fending him off so far but Normous persists. Nope, Kid circles away and we're back to standing. Kid scores with a kick to the midsection. Normous shoots in and drives through. Kid sprawls well. Kid lands with an uppercut that bounces Normous off the cage and back into range. Kid scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Normous doesn't seem bothered though. Normous chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kid can pounce on him.
Normous takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Normous shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Normous shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Kid defends it nicely. Normous looks winded! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Kid listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kid bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Normous's head backwards. Normous closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Normous tries for a takedown but Kid sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily. Kid connects with a nice looking jab.
Kid has Normous up against the cage in a clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Kid. Kid stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action! A nice right hand lands inside from Kid. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karate Kid dominated that round. The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
A nice leg kick lands there from Kid. It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Kid here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man. Normous stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Kid. A nice inside leg kick there by Kid. That's going to slow Normous down. Good shot there by Kid. Kid lands a nice shot to the body.
Karate Kid is winning the standup battle so far. Normous walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Kid cracks Normous with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Kid cracks the inside of Normous's front leg. Kid stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush. Normous throws a leg kick but Kid moved away. Kid throws out a powerful jab. A decent looking cross lands there for Kid. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Kid closes the distance and clinches.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kid is stalling here.
Normous is trying desperately to land a takedown but Kid is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Normous. A right hand to the body from Kid.
Kid breaks from the clinch.
Normous on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kid. Kid obviously looking to wear him down.
Kid scores with a crisp jab that stopped Normous in his tracks. Kid has managed to clinch.
Normous is looking to take this one to the mat. Kid scores with a nice hook to the head. Normous's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. A nice right hand lands inside from Kid. A left hand lands to the body for Kid.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The pace really dropping off here, momentarily. A short right from Kid on the inside. Normous's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button! A quick uppercut on the inside from Kid. Kid lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Kid works on Normous's body with a couple of short punches. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch. Kid stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Kid slowing the pace effectively.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kid seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression. Kid lands a body punch. Kid lands with a light punch inside. Still in the clinch, Kid scores with a nice short uppercut. Kid is struggling to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kid scores with an uppercut up the middle. Normous is trying to drag Kid to the mat but Kid just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there. Normous tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Karate Kid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dixie Normous. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Kid lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Kid lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kid lands a body punch in the clinch. Kid lands a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karate Kid dominated that second round. That's time! Back to the action!
Kid digs a good hook to Normous's body.
Kid scores with a jab to the body. Normous walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Kid gets a clinch. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Kid creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Kid is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Normous can do to turn this around? Kid breaks the clinch.
Kid closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage. Kid is working Normous over against the cage. The referee calls for Kid to work.
Normous is looking to take this one to the mat. A right handed body shot lands from Kid.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kid controlling the action here for a moment.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. A short body shot lands from Kid as the two fighters clinch.
Kid leaning against his opponent.
Kid goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kid is stalling here.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Karate Kid. Normous doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Nice body punch from Kid. Kid dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Kid looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kid lands a really nice looking cross but Normous seems unphased.
Kid scores with a hook to the body. Normous takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Kid rushes Normous and presses him up against the cage. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Kid stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Kid slowing the pace effectively. Normous tries to pull guard but Kid forces him back to his feet, against the cage. Kid displaying some good clinch control by pressing Normous up against the cage. A right hand to the body from Kid.
Normous wants to take the fight to the mat but Kid manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch. Karate Kid has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dixie Normous. Kid is struggling to control the position. Kid lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Normous.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kid's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not. Kid escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nice body kick there by Kid. Kid buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Kid is looking to take this fight into the clinch. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Kid throws a quick inside leg kick. Kid tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Normous manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Good leg kick by Kid there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karate Kid clearly takes that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Normous fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Kid avoids it really well and circles away. Kid scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. Kid thuds his shin into the meat of Normous's side. Kid dips down and scores with a jab to the body. Normous has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye. Kid throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena. Kid feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Normous's calf. Normous takes one to the side of the head.
Kid scores with a body shot.
No joy there for Kid, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kid darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch. A jab from Kid does it's job there.
That's one minute gone in the round. Kid works Normous's body with a nice hook. Kid digs a good hook to Normous's body.
Normous needs to keep his hands up - Kid had a free shot at his head there. Kid pushes Normous away with a front kick. Normous is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted. Normous closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard. It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup. Normous is thwarting Kid's attempts to control the position. Normous is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there. Kid is looking to improve his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Normous is trying to control the action in half guard but Kid is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Normous is stalling here. Kid is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Normous seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Kid has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work. Normous looking for a sweep but Kid has passed into full mount! Oh no! This has been an exciting period of action! Kid controlling the position easily from mount. Kid can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Normous is looking to escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Normous is looking to get to half guard. Normous is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Kid trying to control but he's not successful this time. Normous sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Normous slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work. Kid passes easily into side control. Nice work. Normous wants to control but Kid postures up. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Kid is looking to take a break and control but Normous is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom. Kid staying calm. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karate Kid had his way with Dixie Normous in that round. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Kid is looking to clinch. Kid connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe. Normous tries to move into range but Kid moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand. Kid clinches with his opponent.
Normous trying to control the position but instead, Kid has worked for underhooks and has pushed Normous into the cage. Kid works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kid cracks Normous with a nice body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round. Normous trying to control the position but instead, Kid has worked for underhooks and has pushed Normous into the cage. Kid lands a body punch. Nice body punch from Kid. Kid lands with a light punch inside. Good body shot from Kid.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Kid takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life. A right hook to the body lands for Kid.
Karate Kid is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach. Normous has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Kid.
That's two minutes gone in the round. A quick uppercut on the inside from Kid. Kid stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Kid lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kid stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round. A right hook to the body lands for Kid.
Kid breaks the clinch.
Kid dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Normous. That did some damage! Kid uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. Kid lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range. Karate Kid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Kid clinches. Normous has Kid pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kid manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing. A short right from Kid on the inside. Kid stalling the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Kid lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Stalling in the clinch from Kid.
Kid gets a warning from the ref for wasting time. The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Karate Kid. Good shot there by Kid. The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end. Kid looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Normous looks for the body kick but Kid saw that one coming. Dixie Normous has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Kid scores with a jab to the body.
And that's the end of the fight! Karate Kid showed his dominance in that final round. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Kid, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 50:43 Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 50:45 Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 50:45
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karate Kid! Karate Kid retains his lightweight title! Karate Kid looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Well, I'll be damned!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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