PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mama Said Knock You Out (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Al Al Kaholic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knock You Out comes to the ring accompanied by Master Of Puppets by Metallica. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.

Said Knock You Out
vs
Al Kaholic

185 cm
22
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Blitzkrieg Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mama Said Knock You Out!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Al Al Kaholic !
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knock You Out fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Al Kaholic . Knock You Out shrugs it off though.
Nice takedown defense from Al Kaholic . No joy for Knock You Out on that attempt.
Mama Said Knock You Out seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Knock You Out shoots for a takedown but Al Kaholic saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mama Said Knock You Out. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Al Kaholic lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Al Kaholic throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Mama Said Knock You Out has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Al Kaholic fakes the leg kick and cracks Knock You Out in the body.
Knock You Out is breathing heavily.
Knock You Out stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Al Kaholic .
Knock You Out has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic thuds his shin into the meat of Knock You Out's side.
A head kick from Al Kaholic lands but Knock You Out takes it in his stride.

Al Kaholic connects with a vicious head kick that knocks Knock You Out to the floor! Al Kaholic dives in looking for the finish!
Knock You Out might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Al Kaholic controlling the pace.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Al Kaholic uses his free foot to push down on Knock You Out's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Knock You Out.
Knock You Out is desperately trying to improve his position but Al Kaholic has a good base and remains in mount.
Al Kaholic is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Al Kaholic is working for a guillotine from mount but Knock You Out frees his head quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Al Kaholic get's back to his feet.
Knock You Out takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

Mama Said Knock You Out's cut is getting worse.
Knock You Out takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Al Kaholic scores with a push kick.
Knock You Out steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Al Kaholic . That one must have hurt.
Al Kaholic moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Knock You Out. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
A slapping leg kick lands for Al Kaholic .
Knock You Out takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A solid leg kick lands there for Al Kaholic .
Al Kaholic throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Knock You Out's head.

Mama Said Knock You Out's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Al Kaholic lands a head kick. Knock You Out smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

Jeez, Mama Said Knock You Out's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mama Said Knock You Out's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Al Al Kaholic !