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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jupiters Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Satoshi Ishii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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272 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jupiters Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Satoshi Ishii!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, David Hoff and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ishii throws a right hand that misses
and Cock counters with a nice uppercut.
It looks like Satoshi Ishii has been cut.
Cock seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Cock blocks a jab.
Ishii instigates a clinch.
Ishii gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Cock really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ishii trying to control but Cock is working from the bottom.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Ishii accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ishii postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Ishii trying to control the position from guard on top but Cock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Cock pulls Ishii in to control the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satoshi Ishii has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Cock misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cock ducks under a wild hook from Ishii.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Ishii has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Ishii shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Cock as he avoids it easily.
Ishii throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Cock was covering up waiting for the punch and Ishii finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Ishii working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Ishii stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cock swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ishii scoring with some ground and pound.
Cock being controlled here, momentarily.
Ishii postures up in Cock's guard and throws a big left but Cock blocks it.
Cock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ishii trying to control but Cock is working from the bottom.
Ishii throwing strikes but missing.
Ishii throwing strikes from guard but Cock blocks nicely.
Ishii wants to control from the top but Cock keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cock is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Satoshi Ishii wasn't active enough on the ground.
Ishii fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Cock sprawls well initially but Ishii persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cock is staying active underneath Ishii, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Ishii not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cock avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Ishii.
Ishii missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Satoshi Ishii dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Satoshi Ishii's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Ishii closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Cock is not content to let Ishii control the position.
Ishii throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Cock can't do much from the bottom here.
Ishii working the ground and pound from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Ishii.
Ishii misses with the ground and pound.
Ishii fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Ishii misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Cock is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
The strikes coming from Ishii are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Satoshi Ishii has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ishii throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Ishii throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Ishii working the ground and pound but Cock is defending the strikes.
Cock taking punishment in the form of punches.
Cock struggling a bit here.
Ishii looks up at the clock and then as Cock takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Ishii smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ishii tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Ishii remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Cock is looking for a sweep.
Ishii scoring with punches and elbows.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ishii misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Ishii trying to control the action but Cock is working from the bottom.
Cock managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Ishii.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ishii working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Ishii fails to land a wild elbow strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Satoshi Ishii showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Satoshi Ishii's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Ishii throws a head kick that misses.
Ishii dodges the punch combination from Cock.
Horrible takedown by Ishii or perhaps it was just good defense by Cock which made him look bad.
Ishii gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cock struggles to land a body shot inside as Ishii controls his hands.
Ishii is working for takedown but Cock is calmly controlling the position for now.
Ishii misses with a punch to the body.
Cock lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cock avoids the elbow strike from Ishii, against the cage.
Cock avoiding damage as Ishii throws knees to the body.
Cock blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Ishii tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cock's elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ishii tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cock avoids it.
Cock managing to block the knees to the body from Ishii.
Ishii tries to score a body lock takedown but Cock shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Jupiters Cock has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Satoshi Ishii.
Ishii working aggressively here.
Cock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cock blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Cock lands a hook that snaps the head of Ishii backwards.
Cock blocks the elbow strike.
Cock is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Ishii can't get the takedown.
Ishii has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Cock avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ishii doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Cock swings wildly with an uppercut but Ishii uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ishii working aggressively here.
A right handed body shot lands from Cock.
Cock lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Ishii backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Cock fails to land.
Cock is pressed up against the cage. Ishii has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Cock down to the mat. Cock avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cock scores with a shot to the body.
Ishii takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Ishii walks into a jab.
A nice combination there by Cock.
That has opened up Satoshi Ishii's cut even more.
Cock lands a big uppercut and Ishii crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Ishii looks OK. Cock waves Ishii back to his feet!
Cock takes a swing at Ishii's ribcage but misses.
Ishii misses the shot to the body.
Cock lands a big right hand that sends Ishii crashing to the mat! Cock stays standing though and waves Ishii back to his feet!
Ishii is rocked!
The cut above Satoshi Ishii's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Satoshi Ishii seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cock instigates a clinch.
Cock tries to throw a body punch but Ishii avoids it by throwing Cock back against the cage.
Cock misses with a shot to the kidneys.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ishii misses with a body punch.
Ishii misses with some punches.
Cock scores with a hook to the body.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Ishii swings wildly with an uppercut but Cock uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cock digs a right hand underneath Ishii's ribcage. Ishii let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short right from Cock on the inside.
Jupiters Cock has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Satoshi Ishii's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Ishii wants to take the fight to the mat but Cock manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Cock misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cock stops a takedown attempt from Ishii.
Cock is pushing Ishii up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Cock scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Cock.
Ishii tries to work over Cock's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A short left from Cock.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Satoshi Ishii's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jupiters Cock!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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