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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tonothan Kuhula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes into the arena with r this town i 101 blaring out of the sound system. Kuhula has chosen Native Drums from the South Pacific as his entrance music. Tonothan Kuhula is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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280 lbs
56 - 22 - 0 |
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30
280 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
56 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tonothan Kuhula!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Robert Twigg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kuhula bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Gracie's head.
Kuhula bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gracie closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Kuhula quickly recovers to half guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Gracie working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
It looks like Tonothan Kuhula has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gracie is trying to control the action in half guard but Kuhula is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Gracie drops an elbow to the side of Kuhula's head.
Kuhula has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Gracie is on him like a limpet, forcing Kuhula back against the cage.
Kuhula wants to break free but Gracie has control.
Kuhula working hard to break the clinch.
Gracie jumps into guard, dragging Kuhula to the mat.
Gracie is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Kuhula frees his head nicely. Oh but Gracie has switched to an armbar! Kuhula is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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