PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between King Ahkenaton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glenn Beck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ahkenaton 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sweet Taste of India. Beck has chosen Champion as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Ahkenaton
vs
Beck

185 cm
29
200 lbs
11 - 18 - 0

190 cm
32
198 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 18 - 0, fighting out of New York, King Ahkenaton !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Glenn Beck!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Reed Andrews and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ahkenaton throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beck chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ahkenaton can pounce on him.
Beck tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Ahkenaton manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Beck misses with a body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Beck blocks the leg kick.
Beck lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Ahkenaton steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beck.
Ahkenaton scores with a jab to the jaw.
A combination from Ahkenaton does no damage.
Beck lands a nice leg kick that just misses Ahkenaton 's sensitive parts.
Beck lands a nice shot that snaps Ahkenaton 's head back.
Ahkenaton digs a good hook to Beck's body.
Ahkenaton lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Beck circles away quickly and effectively.
Beck scores with the left hand. Ahkenaton knows he should have avoided that one.
Beck dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A swing and a miss from Ahkenaton .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ahkenaton fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Beck has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ahkenaton has been working on his boxing with his coaches at MMA Warrior (1000$ / 15 Elite Coaches) in the buildup to the fight.
Ahkenaton scores with a jab to the head.
A low kick from Beck misses
and Ahkenaton counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ahkenaton scores with a leg kick.
Glenn Beck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ahkenaton misses with a wild body shot.
Ahkenaton attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Nice straight punches there by Beck. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Beck.
Beck wants to clinch up but Ahkenaton keeps it at a distance.
A combination from Ahkenaton does no damage.
Ahkenaton looks to land a left hand but Beck moved out of range nicely.
Beck lands a slapping body shot.
Beck buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ahkenaton throws a body punch but Beck moves out of range.
Beck pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Ahkenaton throws a leg kick but Beck sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ahkenaton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Ahkenaton takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Ahkenaton misses with a series of wild punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Beck scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Beck avoids the body shot from Ahkenaton .
Beck ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ahkenaton moves away.
Beck throws a half hearted mid kick.
Ahkenaton is looking to wear down Beck with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Beck lands the left hand.
Glenn Beck is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Beck showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Ahkenaton .
Beck with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Beck turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Beck misses with a looping left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ahkenaton throws a nice looking combination but Beck bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Beck misses with a lunging right hand
and Ahkenaton makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Ahkenaton scores with a jab. Beck acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ahkenaton throws a right hand that Beck ducks under and follows up with a left that Beck also avoids with ease.
Beck misses with an uppercut. Ahkenaton saw that one coming.
Ahkenaton takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ahkenaton displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beck throws out the jab.
Ahkenaton misses with a low kick.
Ahkenaton moves away from the strike by Beck.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ahkenaton . Beck does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ahkenaton misses the shot to the body.
Beck throws a sloppy head kick and Ahkenaton moves out of range easily.
Ahkenaton throws a hook to the side of Beck's head but Beck sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Beck scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ahkenaton doesn't seem bothered though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ahkenaton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ahkenaton throws out a loose jab but Beck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ahkenaton misses with the combination.
Ahkenaton misses with a few strikes there.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Beck!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ahkenaton looks for the body kick but Beck saw that one coming.
Beck tries a head kick but it misses.
Beck takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The crowd cheers as Ahkenaton lands an impressive looking overhand right. Beck doesn't seem phased though.
Beck moves into range and connects with a jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beck thumps Ahkenaton with a low kick.
Beck throws a jab when Ahkenaton was well out of range.
Beck connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Ahkenaton 's hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Glenn Beck will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Beck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slapping body kick lands there for Beck.
Ahkenaton misses with a straight left.
Ahkenaton shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A combination from Beck does no damage.
Ahkenaton throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ahkenaton moves out of range of the strikes.
Ahkenaton takes a jab right on the kisser.
Beck takes a swing at Ahkenaton 's ribcage but misses.
Beck throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Beck has closed the distance and engaged Ahkenaton in a clinch.
Ahkenaton tries to pull guard but Beck forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

Beck breaks the clinch.
Beck misses with an uppercut. Ahkenaton saw that one coming.
Ahkenaton lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beck takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Beck throws a poor cross that misses
and Ahkenaton counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Ahkenaton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beck.
Glenn Beck seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ahkenaton throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ahkenaton .
Ahkenaton tried to score with a low kick but Beck checks it.
Ahkenaton misses the shot to the body.
Ahkenaton misses with a wild body shot.
Beck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ahkenaton .
Beck misses with a left hand
and Ahkenaton counters with a left and a right that stings Beck.
Ahkenaton tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beck was well out of range. Poor timing from Ahkenaton .
Ahkenaton walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Beck checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
A jab from Beck misses.
Beck connects with a right hand. Ahkenaton shakes it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ahkenaton tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Beck tries to clinch but Ahkenaton moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Ahkenaton 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head kick misses from Beck.
Ahkenaton is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Beck.
King Ahkenaton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Beck throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beck lands with an overhand left.
Beck cracks Ahkenaton with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Beck getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Beck checks a leg kick.
Beck slips a jab and a cross from Ahkenaton .
Ahkenaton ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Beck scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beck connects with a looping right hand.
Ahkenaton misses with a double jab
and Beck counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A left and a right from Beck both land. Nice combination.
Ahkenaton looks to score with a jab to the body but Beck is just out of range.
Ahkenaton finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Beck.
Ahkenaton misses with an uppercut.
Ahkenaton has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ahkenaton there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ahkenaton swats away the attempt to clinch by Beck.
Ahkenaton swings for the body but Beck moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Ahkenaton .

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ahkenaton avoids a kick to the body.
Ahkenaton avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nice cross by Beck.
Beck throws a head kick that Ahkenaton semi-blocks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ahkenaton lands a nice shot that snaps Beck's head back.
Ahkenaton throws a leg kick that misses.
A big right from Beck misses.
Ahkenaton throws out a loose jab but Beck uses good head movement to avoid it.
Beck tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ahkenaton uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beck.
Beck moves out of range of the strikes.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ahkenaton takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Ahkenaton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Glenn Beck showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Beck misses with an uppercut.
Ahkenaton fails to land with a series of punches.
Ahkenaton ducks under a wild hook from Beck.
Ahkenaton throws a shot from downtown. Beck moves away and avoids it.
Beck misses with a head kick.
Ahkenaton throws a big shot that misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Beck lands an overhand right.
Ahkenaton misses with a looping left.
A slow jab from Beck misses its intended target.
Ahkenaton misses with a wild combination.
Beck tries to clinch but Ahkenaton is having none of it.
Ahkenaton wants to land a leg kick but Beck is out of range.
Beck avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Ahkenaton .
Ahkenaton needs to keep his hands up - Beck had a free shot at his head there.
A punch combination from Ahkenaton misses.
Beck swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ahkenaton scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Ahkenaton misses the jab.
Beck throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Beck lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Beck darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Ahkenaton looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Ahkenaton has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Ahkenaton there as he acknowledges the shot.
A jab from Ahkenaton misses.
Beck jabs at Ahkenaton 's body.
King Ahkenaton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beck pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A slow jab from Ahkenaton misses its intended target.
Beck dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ahkenaton . That did some damage!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ahkenaton looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Beck is fending him off so far but Ahkenaton persists. Nope, Beck circles away and we're back to standing.
Beck lands a leg kick that knocks Ahkenaton off balance momentarily.
Beck throws a body punch but Ahkenaton moves out of range.
Beck throws a leg kick
and Ahkenaton counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A jab lands there for Ahkenaton .
Beck changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Beck is looking to clinch but Ahkenaton is avoiding it.
Beck uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Ahkenaton .
Beck fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ahkenaton manages to avoid it.
Beck lands a nice looking kick to the body. Ahkenaton takes a step back to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beck wants to clinch up but Ahkenaton keeps it at a distance.
Ahkenaton takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Beck lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Ahkenaton misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beck.
Beck throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Glenn Beck is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Ahkenaton throws a low kick but Beck avoids it.
Ahkenaton throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ahkenaton keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Beck.
Ahkenaton throws a shot from downtown. Beck moves away and avoids it.
Ahkenaton looks to score with a jab to the body but Beck is just out of range.
A swing and a miss from Ahkenaton .
Beck is looking to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ahkenaton walks into a straight right hand from Beck.
Beck connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ahkenaton . Ahkenaton circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
A slow jab from Ahkenaton misses its intended target.
Ahkenaton just misses with a punch to the body.
Ahkenaton swinging wildly here.
Beck scores with a punch to the head.
Beck throws a good cross that connects.
Beck throws a nice head kick!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ahkenaton lands a lovely overhand right.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Beck uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ahkenaton .
Beck connects with the punch.
Beck scores with a shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Glenn Beck comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Beck has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 27:30
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 27:30
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Glenn Beck!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Glenn Beck made sure he mentioned Empire Threads, along with how happy he was to win his fight.