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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Kyle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnold Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kyle's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wasted. Palmer comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Freddie Gibbs - National Anthem (Fuck The World) kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mark Kyle could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Arnold Palmer's chin.
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276 lbs
21 - 11 - 0 |
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242 lbs
30 - 13 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mark Kyle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Arnold Palmer!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Kyle is predictable there
and Palmer counters with a single leg into guard. Kyle didn't expect that.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Kyle looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Palmer in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Palmer wants to control from the top but Kyle keeps moving.
Palmer sitting in guard doing not very much at all here. Kyle doesn't need a second invitation though! He's locked up a guillotine and he's squeezing tight! That is tiiiiiiiiight! Palmer paying the price for stalling here - he's pushing hard on the arm trying to free himself but it's no use! He's tapped! WOW, quick submission from Kyle - great work!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Mark Kyle!
A relieved looking Mark Kyle thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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A | B |
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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