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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Karl Kennison (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Caveman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kennison comes to the cage accompanied by Snot- Stoopid. Caveman has chosen Captain Caveman Intro as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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175 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Karl Kennison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Captain Caveman!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kennison tries to clinch there but Caveman circles away.
Kennison works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Caveman connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Kennison gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Caveman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kennison pushes off an throws an elbow but Caveman leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Caveman lands with a light punch inside.
Kennison misses with a shot to the kidneys.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Caveman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kennison's brow.
Caveman misses with an elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kennison just misses with a elbow thrown towards Caveman's brow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Caveman throws an elbow but misses.
Kennison throws a punch but it's blocked by Caveman.
Caveman looking to throw knees to the head but Kennison is blocking nicely.
Kennison misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kennison misses with an elbow strike.
Caveman missing with knees to the body.
Caveman misses with an elbow over the top.
A short right from Kennison on the inside.
Caveman avoids a wild elbow strike from Kennison.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kennison lands an elbow that stopped Caveman in his tracks for a moment.
Caveman throws an elbow but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Caveman tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kennison lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Caveman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kennison just misses with a elbow thrown towards Caveman's brow.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the head but Kennison blocks with his arms.
Kennison lands a right hand that snaps the head of Caveman backwards.
With the fighters up against the cage, Caveman throws an elbow but misses.
Caveman connects with a knee to the head.
Kennison throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Caveman misses with an elbow over the top.
Caveman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Caveman lands with a short shot to the head.
Kennison lands a left hand that snaps the head of Caveman backwards.
Caveman misses with a knee strike.
Kennison avoids a wild elbow strike from Caveman.
Kennison creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Caveman's defenses.
Kennison missing with knees to the body.
Caveman lands an elbow that stopped Kennison in his tracks for a moment.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caveman tries a knee to the head but Kennison blocks it.
A short right from Kennison.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Caveman lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kennison just misses with a elbow thrown towards Caveman's brow.
Caveman takes a shot to the head.
Kennison lands a right hand.
Kennison throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kennison swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Caveman throws an elbow that misses.
Kennison lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Caveman blocks an elbow strike from Kennison.
Caveman landing knees to the head.
It looks like Karl Kennison has been cut.
With the fighters up against the cage, Caveman throws an elbow but misses.
Kennison throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Caveman dodges an elbow strike from Kennison.
Caveman misses with an elbow strike.
Kennison blocks an elbow strike from Caveman.
Caveman looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kennison blocks an elbow strike from Caveman.
Kennison stalling in the clinch but Caveman improves position.
Nice elbow from Kennison.
Caveman misses with an elbow strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kennison doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kennison on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kennison is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Caveman is defending well for now.
Kennison works on Caveman's body with a couple of short punches.
Kennison misses with a body punch.
Kennison lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Kennison breaks the clinch.
Kennison takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Caveman moves out of range as Kennison strikes.
Kennison misses with a low kick.
Caveman ducks under a wild hook from Kennison.
Kennison swings widly with a right hand
and Caveman counters by moving into the clinch.
Kennison avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Kennison is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Kennison takes a knee right on the jaw!
Kennison lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Caveman blocks an elbow strike from Kennison.
Kennison leaning against his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kennison trying to control the position but instead, Caveman has worked for underhooks and has pushed Kennison into the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kennison misses with the head strike.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kennison avoids it.
Kennison misses with an elbow over the top.
Caveman misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Kennison.
Knees to the body from Caveman.
Caveman scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Caveman misses with the head strike.
Kennison lands a shoulder strike.
Kennison avoids the elbow strike from Caveman, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Kennison.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Caveman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kennison lands a left hand.
Kennison creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Caveman's defenses.
Caveman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Caveman throws an elbow that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karl Kennison dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Karl Kennison's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Kennison scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kennison gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Caveman looking to throw knees to the head but Kennison is blocking nicely.
Kennison takes an elbow to the temple.
Caveman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Kennison lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Caveman putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Kennison in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Caveman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kennison blocks it with crossed arms.
Kennison avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Kennison taking a breather.
Kennison lands a damaging elbow.
Caveman with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kennison misses with a body punch.
Caveman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kennison dodges an elbow strike from Caveman.
Caveman blocking some punches.
Kennison throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kennison tries a body shot but Caveman blocks it.
Caveman tries to land a knee to the head but Kennison blocks with his arms.
Kennison throws a head punch that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kennison looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kennison tries to land knees in the clinch but Caveman avoids the damage to the body.
Kennison lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kennison tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Caveman's elbow.
Caveman throws an elbow that misses.
Kennison lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Kennison lands a nice elbow.
Kennison misses with some punches.
Caveman misses with a knee to the head.
Caveman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kennison lands an elbow inside.
A short right from Kennison on the inside.
Kennison tries to stall but Caveman uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Kennison scores with a nice hook to the head.
Come on Kennison - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Caveman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Karl Kennison has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Caveman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kennison goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Caveman throws an elbow that misses.
Kennison managing to block the knees to the body from Caveman.
Kennison lands a body punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Caveman missing with knees to the body.
Caveman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kennison's elbow.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Kennison here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Caveman lands with a short shot to the head.
Kennison lands a nice uppercut.
Caveman is rocked!
Kennison misses with the head strike.
Caveman is still on wobbly legs! Can Kennison finish him?
Kennison creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Caveman blocks an elbow strike.
A head punch on the inside from Kennison fails to land.
Caveman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Kennison throws an elbow but it misses.
Kennison tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Caveman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kennison pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Caveman avoids a wild elbow strike from Kennison.
Kennison controlling the action here for a moment.
Caveman dodges an elbow strike from Kennison.
Caveman blocking some punches.
Kennison tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Caveman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Kennison tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kennison pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Caveman blocking some punches.
Kennison misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kennison misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Kennison throws an elbow but misses.
Caveman pushes off an throws an elbow but Kennison leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kennison misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kennison swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Caveman.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Caveman blocks the elbow strike.
Caveman avoids the elbow strike from Kennison, against the cage.
Caveman seems to have recovered his senses.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kennison just misses with a elbow thrown towards Caveman's brow.
Caveman landing knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Caveman lands with a right to the head.
Caveman gets through Kennison's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Kennison just misses with a elbow thrown towards Caveman's brow.
Kennison lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Kennison throws a head punch that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kennison tries to work over Caveman's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Caveman blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Caveman can't find room to land a body shot as Kennison controls the action.
Kennison managing to block the knees to the body from Caveman.
Kennison throws a head punch that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Caveman just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kennison's brow.
Kennison avoiding damage as Caveman throws knees to the body.
Caveman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kennison tries to throw a body punch but Caveman avoids it by throwing Kennison back against the cage.
Kennison lands a nice elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kennison trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kennison.
Caveman lands a nice elbow.
Kennison misses with an elbow over the top.
Caveman avoids the elbow strike from Kennison, against the cage.
Caveman tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kennison's elbow.
Caveman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Caveman dodges an elbow strike from Kennison.
Caveman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Kennison blocks an elbow strike.
Kennison prevents a body shot from Caveman.
Caveman is leaning against Kennison and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Caveman blocks an elbow strike.
Kennison throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
With the fighters up against the cage, Caveman throws an elbow but misses.
Kennison gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Caveman.
Caveman scores with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Karl Kennison will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Karl Kennison's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Caveman misses the jab.
Kennison is rocked!
Caveman connects with a jab.
Oh Kennison is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Caveman cracks Kennison on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Kennison falls backwards against the cage. Caveman follows up with more strikes that drop Kennison to his knees. Caveman keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Kennison! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:10 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Captain Caveman!
Captain Caveman managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Kemists ↑ 5x160Q, into his post fight interview.
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