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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eliézer Machado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machado comes to the cage accompanied by Kim Carnes - Bette Davis Eyes. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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177 lbs
18 - 16 - 0 |
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180 cm
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184 lbs
18 - 13 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eliézer Machado!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machado doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Machado keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Anderson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Machado moves away.
Good standup being displayed there by Anderson as he connects with a hook.
Anderson misses with a takedown
and Machado counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Machado takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Machado throws a left and a right that both miss
and Anderson decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Machado's guard.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Anderson trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Anderson in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderson wants to control from the top but Machado keeps moving.
Machado has Anderson pulled in close to control his posture.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Machado works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Anderson working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Anderson chips away with some ground and pound.
Machado keeping full guard, as Anderson tries to pass.
Anderson wants to control from the top but Machado keeps moving.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Anderson has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Anderson postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Machado is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Anderson, into his guard.
Anderson wants to sweep but no luck.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We're going to have a standup here because Eliézer Machado wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Machado as he avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Machado does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Machado as he avoids it easily.
Eliézer Machado has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Anderson.
Anderson drops his hands momentarily and Machado takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Machado fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Machado keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice body punch from Anderson.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Machado as he avoids it easily.
No joy there for Machado, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Machado keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Eliézer Machado is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Anderson. Machado does a little dance to reset his feet.
Anderson lands with a nice combination. Machado backs away looking to recover.
Turd Anderson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anderson scores with a shot to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Anderson.
Anderson cracks Machado with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Anderson will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anderson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Machado sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Anderson throws a hook but Machado blocks it.
Anderson fails to land the takedown.
We've been told by Machado's head coaches at IMMA Gym of Elite ASS that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Anderson ducks under a wild hook from Machado.
Anderson misses with a hook to the body
and Machado counters with a straight right hand.
Machado avoids the body shot from Anderson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but Machado shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Anderson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Machado manages to avoid it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Machado connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Machado ducks under a wild hook from Anderson.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Turd Anderson dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Anderson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machado was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Machado closes the distance and clinches.
Anderson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Machado lands with a short shot to the head.
Machado tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Anderson tries for a takedown but Machado manages to get underhooks.
Anderson blocks an uppercut.
Anderson tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Machado tries to throw a body punch but Anderson avoids it by throwing Machado back against the cage.
Machado scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Machado tries to throw a body punch but Anderson avoids it by throwing Machado back against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson takes an elbow to the forehead.
Machado working aggressively here.
Machado lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Machado misses with a hook from the clinch.
Anderson is trying to break the clinch but Machado is controlling him.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Machado.
Machado misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anderson takes a shot to the head.
Machado lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Machado fails to land.
Anderson tries to pull guard but Machado forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Eliézer Machado has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Anderson.
Machado swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson is trying to force a seperation but Machado has the dominant position.
Anderson takes a shot to the head.
Machado is leaning against Anderson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Machado just misses with a elbow thrown towards Anderson's brow.
Machado lands an elbow that stopped Anderson in his tracks for a moment.
Anderson wants a takedown.
A short body shot lands from Machado as the two fighters clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Machado lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Machado misses with a hook to the ribs.
Machado swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Machado working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Machado.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Machado on the inside.
Machado lands a left hand that snaps the head of Anderson backwards.
Machado lands a shoulder strike.
Machado lands a right hand.
Machado misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Machado tries to work over Anderson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Machado pushes Anderson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Machado lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Machado swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Machado can't find room to land a body shot as Anderson controls the action.
Machado throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machado goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Machado has a couple of punches blocked by Anderson.
Machado working aggressively here.
Machado misses with a hook from the clinch.
Machado lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Anderson or not.
Anderson changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Machado fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Anderson throws an off balance right hand
and Machado counters with a nice body shot.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Machado but Machado pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machado was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Machado throws a looping overhand right but Anderson ducks down to avoid it.
Anderson thows a body shot but no joy.
Anderson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Machado rather than just go for the knockout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Machado tries to clinch up but Anderson circles away and keeps his distance.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eliézer Machado dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
Machado connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Anderson scores with a jab to the body.
A shot to the liver by Anderson. Beautiful body shot.
Anderson lands with a nice body punch.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Anderson is defended easily by Machado.
Machado misses with a wild body shot.
Anderson lands with an overhand left.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Anderson lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Machado clinches up against the cage.
Anderson blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machado misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anderson tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Machado just stands there and leans against the cage.
Machado lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Machado throws a head punch that misses.
Machado working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Machado lands an elbow inside.
Machado lands a hook that snaps the head of Anderson backwards.
Machado lands a left hand that snaps the head of Anderson backwards.
Anderson tries to circle away but Machado has him pinned against the cage.
Anderson blocks a body shot from Machado.
Machado lands a shot to the body.
Anderson takes an elbow to the temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machado misses with a short punch on the inside.
Machado lands a nice shot to the body.
Machado swings wildly with an uppercut but Anderson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Anderson fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Eliézer Machado has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Turd Anderson.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head punch on the inside from Machado fails to land.
Machado lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Anderson.
Machado misses with some punches.
Anderson jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Machado walks away with a smile on his face. Anderson gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Nice defenses there by Anderson.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but Machado shows good takedown defense.
Anderson misses with a double jab.
Anderson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson swings for the body but Machado moves out of range.
Machado misses with a body shot.
Donk. Machado catches Anderson right on the button with a cross.
Anderson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Machado sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Machado avoids the body shot from Anderson.
Anderson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Anderson misses with a body punch
and Machado counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Machado was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Anderson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Anderson closes the distance and clinches up with Machado, looking for a takedown. Anderson pushes Machado against the cage but Machado circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown but Machado shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Machado with a hook.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Machado cracks Anderson with a good jab.
Anderson is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Anderson is aggressively charging in as Machado backs up avoiding any damage. Machado tosses out a jab and Anderson runs right into it face first! Anderson is out cold! Machado dropped down on all fours and is barking in Anderson's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eliézer Machado!
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energy
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hype
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