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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bon Aqua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifer Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Lucifer Satan was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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200 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
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BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Bon Aqua!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lucifer Satan!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Richard Clark and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Aqua dodges the punch combination from Satan.
Aqua throws a sloppy body shot
letting Satan counter with a right hand.
Aqua looks to land a left hand but Satan moved out of range nicely.
Aqua avoids the body shot from Satan.
Aqua moves out of range as Satan strikes.
A big right from Aqua misses.
Satan misses with a hook.
Satan misses with a looping right.
Aqua thows a body shot but no joy.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Aqua scores with a nice strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan misses the jab.
Satan throws a hook but Aqua blocks it.
Satan connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Aqua staying out of range there.
Aqua showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Satan.
Lucifer Satan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Satan throws a series of punches but Aqua avoids them all with ease.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Satan throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Satan throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Aqua stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Some wild striking there from Aqua.
Aqua uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Satan.
Aqua has taken the fight to the clinch.
Aqua throws a head punch that misses.
Aqua softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Aqua misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Satan is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Aqua gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Satan wants to break the clinch but can't.
Aqua misses with a body punch.
Aqua slows down the pace here.
Aqua lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Aqua.
Satan has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Aqua is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Bon Aqua has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lucifer Satan.
A head punch on the inside from Aqua fails to land.
Satan prevents a body shot from Aqua.
Aqua misses with a punch on the inside.
Aqua throws a head punch that misses.
Aqua throws a head punch that misses.
Aqua lands an uppercut.
Aqua is working Satan over against the cage.
Satan should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Aqua swings wildly with an uppercut but Satan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Aqua.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Satan jumps guard but Aqua turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Aqua struggles to land a body shot inside as Satan controls his hands.
A left hand lands to the body for Aqua.
Satan looks winded!
Satan letting Aqua take a breather here.
Satan changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Aqua fights it off and pushes away nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A slow jab from Aqua misses its intended target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bon Aqua dominated that round.
That's time! Aqua's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Satan gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Aqua.
It looks like Lucifer Satan has been cut.
Satan loads up on a big right hand but Aqua slips the punch.
Satan throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Aqua uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Satan.
Satan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Satan keeps the fight on the outside.
Aqua connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Satan momentarily.
Aqua bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Satan swinging wildly here.
Aqua swings widly with a right hand
and Satan counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circling - Aqua throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Aqua loads up on a big right hand but Satan slips the punch.
Satan might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Satan staying out of range there.
Satan misses with a left hand
and Aqua counters with a straight right hand.
Satan moves out of range as Aqua strikes.
Aqua darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aqua misses with a looping right.
A swing and a miss from Satan.
Satan is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Aqua.
Satan stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A big right from Aqua misses.
Aqua slips a jab and a cross from Satan.
Aqua slips a jab and a cross from Satan.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Aqua looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Aqua misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Aqua thinking.
A big left from Satan misses.
Satan tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Aqua was well out of range. Poor timing from Satan.
Satan misses with a hook.
A slow jab from Satan misses its intended target.
Satan throws a left and a right that both miss
and Aqua counters with a right hand to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan throws a hook but Aqua blocks it.
Satan circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lucifer Satan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Satan throws a shot to the body.
Satan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satan scores with a nice strike.
A telegraphed right hand from Aqua misses the target.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Satan looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Satan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Aqua.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Bon Aqua will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Lucifer Satan's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Aqua throws a jab but it's blocked by Satan.
Satan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Satan misses with a body shot.
Aqua dodges the punch combination from Satan.
Satan throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Satan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Aqua throws a looping overhand right but Satan ducks down to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No joy there for Satan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Aqua thows a left - swing and a miss!
Satan thows a body shot but no joy.
Satan displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Aqua throws out the jab.
Satan uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Aqua.
A big right from Satan misses.
Aqua keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Aqua misses with an uppercut
and Satan counters with a left and a right that stings Aqua.
Aqua misses with a straight left.
Satan ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Satan misses with a hook. Aqua ducked under it nicely.
Aqua ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Satan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Aqua.
Satan throws a hook but Aqua avoids it easily.
Aqua misses with a left hand
and Satan counters with a right hand to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Satan misses with a few strikes there.
Aqua steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Satan.
Aqua throws out a powerful jab.
A swing and a miss from Aqua.
Aqua throws a jab when Satan was well out of range.
Satan misses the jab.
Satan misses with a straight right.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Satan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Satan looks to throw the jab but Aqua is out of range.
Aqua throws a hook but Satan avoids it easily.
Aqua drives through and clinches with Satan against the cage.
Satan working hard to break the clinch.
Aqua gets underhooks to prevent Satan's takedown attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Aqua throws a head punch that misses.
Aqua makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Satan blocks a body shot from Aqua.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Aqua working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bon Aqua showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Aqua, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for Bon Aqua!
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight for Bon Aqua!
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Bon Aqua!
Bon Aqua wins by unanimous decision!
Bon Aqua thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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