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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dj Sanchez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sanchez might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to WALK BY PANTERA. Dj Sanchez is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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275 lbs
19 - 7 - 0 |
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163 lbs
27 - 22 - 1 |
BJJ Red Belt
Good kicks
Good chin |
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Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Dj Sanchez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 22 - 1, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Lou da Vinci and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turd tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Turd throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Turd misses with the combination.
Sanchez scores with a takedown into Turd's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Sanchez trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Sanchez stopping the sweep attempt from Turd.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Turd is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Sanchez is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Turd is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Turd has escaped and now he's on top!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sanchez has his foot on Turd's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Turd works his way back into a safe position though.
Turd looking to sit in guard and control but Sanchez gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Turd throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Turd keeping full guard, as Sanchez tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez trying to control but Turd is working from the bottom.
Sanchez is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Turd looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Sanchez passes into half guard.
Turd wants to get back to full guard.
Turd trying to control from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sanchez is looking to take a break and control but Turd is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Turd moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sanchez wants to control from the top but Turd keeps moving.
Sanchez stands and throws Turd's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Sanchez in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Turd is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Dj Sanchez!
A less than humble Dj Sanchez misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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