PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deidara Zetsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zetsu comes to the cage accompanied by Make Me. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Zetsu
vs
Dos Equis Guy

200 cm
28
264 lbs
19 - 10 - 0

194 cm
34
241 lbs
30 - 11 - 0

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World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Deidara Zetsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zetsu avoids the head kick by Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dos Equis Guy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Zetsu misses with an uppercut.
Zetsu misses with an uppercut. Dos Equis Guy saw that one coming.
Zetsu throws a body punch but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range.
Zetsu lands a head shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook. Zetsu ducked under it nicely.
Zetsu has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Zetsu momentarily.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A chopping leg kick lands by Zetsu.
Zetsu stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the strikes.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a body shot.
Zetsu takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zetsu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the body kick from Zetsu.
Zetsu avoids the body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu takes one to the side of the head.
Zetsu looks for the body kick but Dos Equis Guy saw that one coming.
Dos Equis Guy thuds his right hand into Zetsu's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a low kick nicely.

Dos Equis Guy darts in and clinches Zetsu up against the cage.
Zetsu landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Dos Equis Guy looks winded!
Zetsu throws a head punch that misses.
Zetsu lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Zetsu is looking to control Dos Equis Guy's arms but Dos Equis Guy gets an underhook and turns him. Now Zetsu has his back to the cage.
I was talking to Zetsu's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
A short right from Zetsu on the inside.
Zetsu is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dos Equis Guy is defending well for now.
A bit of stalling here from Zetsu.
Zetsu lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Zetsu can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.
Zetsu lands a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Zetsu controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Zetsu tries a body shot but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Zetsu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dos Equis Guy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dos Equis Guy scores a nice knee to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu looking to stall.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Zetsu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zetsu's gas tank.
Zetsu misses with some punches.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Deidara Zetsu has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.
Zetsu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zetsu lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Zetsu looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Zetsu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zetsu's gas tank.
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zetsu has a couple of punches blocked by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Zetsu's ribcage. Zetsu let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy presses Zetsu against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zetsu.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy as the two fighters clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Zetsu blocks it.
Zetsu is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Zetsu.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy works on Zetsu's body with a couple of short punches.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Zetsu blocks it.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Zetsu fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zetsu misses with a punch on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Zetsu fails to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Deidara Zetsu's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Zetsu on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dos Equis Guy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dos Equis Guy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the body shot from Zetsu.
Zetsu throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Zetsu avoids the punch easily.
Zetsu throws a chopping leg kick but Dos Equis Guy manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Zetsu takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A big right from Dos Equis Guy misses.
Zetsu walks into a jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zetsu has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Dos Equis Guy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zetsu pivots, looking for a leg kick but Dos Equis Guy is out of range and Zetsu settles back down.
Zetsu looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Zetsu throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Dos Equis Guy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Zetsu blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zetsu managing to block the knees to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A shot in the inside from Dos Equis Guy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Zetsu fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dos Equis Guy presses Zetsu against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy gets through Zetsu's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right handed body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Zetsu lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a left to the head.
Dos Equis Guy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zetsu backwards.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Zetsu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zetsu's gas tank.
A hook to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Zetsu controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Zetsu trying to land knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A short uppercut from Dos Equis Guy.

Deidara Zetsu's cut is getting worse.
Zetsu throws a head punch that misses.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Dos Equis Guy obliges.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice knee to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a right to the head.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Good body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy is working Zetsu over against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy working Zetsu over with knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Zetsu blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy trying to land knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand into Zetsu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zetsu's gas tank.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zetsu looking to slow down the pace here.
Dos Equis Guy lands a knee to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shot to the side of Zetsu's head.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Zetsu blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Good body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy presses Zetsu against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Zetsu controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy missing with knees to the body.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy missing with knees to the body.
Zetsu throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dos Equis Guy blocks it with crossed arms.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch in the clinch.
Zetsu misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Deidara Zetsu's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Dos Equis Guy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A lazy left from Dos Equis Guy finds it's target.
Dos Equis Guy digs a good hook to Zetsu's body.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice right hand.
Zetsu ducks under a wild hook from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dos Equis Guy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Zetsu has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Zetsu and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zetsu was well out of range. Poor timing from Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dos Equis Guy moves out of range of the leg kick from Zetsu.
Decent striking displayed by Dos Equis Guy there.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice strike.
Dos Equis Guy slips a straight right by Zetsu.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a nice right hand.

Zetsu is rocked!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Oh Zetsu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dos Equis Guy throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Zetsu's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Zetsu!
Dos Equis Guy keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Zetsu moves out of range as Dos Equis Guy strikes.
Zetsu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Zetsu seems to have got his legs back now.
Zetsu slips under a jab from Dos Equis Guy.

Dos Equis Guy moves into the clinch successfully.
Dos Equis Guy prevents a body shot from Zetsu.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Zetsu prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Zetsu is looking to break free of the clinch but Dos Equis Guy has double underhooks.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Zetsu tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A left hand lands to the body for Dos Equis Guy.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Deidara Zetsu's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Zetsu tries to stall but Dos Equis Guy uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dos Equis Guy lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy on the inside.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a shoulder strike.
Dos Equis Guy landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Good body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Deidara Zetsu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zetsu tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Zetsu is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Zetsu doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Zetsu managing to block the knees to the body from Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zetsu obliges.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Zetsu controls his hands.
Dos Equis Guy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
Zetsu lands a right hand that snaps the head of Dos Equis Guy backwards.
Zetsu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
A right hand to the body from Zetsu.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dos Equis Guy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Zetsu's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Dos Equis Guy.
Zetsu gets through Dos Equis Guy's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zetsu blocking some punches.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Zetsu's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Zetsu blocks it.
Zetsu using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zetsu lands an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zetsu with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Zetsu controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy digs a right hand underneath Zetsu's ribcage. Zetsu let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Zetsu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dos Equis Guy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right from Dos Equis Guy.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Dos Equis Guy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dos Equis Guy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 26:30
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 26:30
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Dos Equis Guy!
The Dos Equis Guy really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that Convicted Trap House logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.