PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chan-Sung Jung (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McWeakhands
vs
Jung

168 cm
40
158 lbs
41 - 19 - 1

150 cm
32
138 lbs
31 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 41 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chan-Sung Jung!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McWeakhands takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Jung avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
Jung takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
McWeakhands wants to slow Jung down by chopping away at his legs.
Jung shoots in for a takedown but McWeakhands shows good takedown defense.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jung.
Jung shoots for a takedown but McWeakhands saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jung has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Jung looks to land a body kick but McWeakhands moved away.
Jung scores with a decent looking hook.
McWeakhands pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Jung back to the cage. McWeakhands follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Jung's leg. Jung is trying to keep his angry face on.
McWeakhands finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McWeakhands throws a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jung throws out the jab.
Jung shoots for a takedown but McWeakhands saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chan-Sung Jung.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
McWeakhands is looking to wear down Jung with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McWeakhands finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nice uppercut there from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
An inside leg kick from McWeakhands misses.
McWeakhands looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from McWeakhands.

Jung closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jung lands in his opponent's guard.
Jung throws a big right hand that misses.

McWeakhands is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jung defends well.
Jung is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

McWeakhands throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jung trying to control the position from guard on top but McWeakhands is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

McWeakhands is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

Jung thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jung avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

McWeakhands looking for a guillotine here but Jung defends easily.
McWeakhands will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Jung slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands keeping moving, preventing Jung from controlling successfully.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Jung manages to pass to side control.

McWeakhands is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Jung pulls his head out easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jung is sneakily working for an arm triangle but McWeakhands sees it coming and defends easily.
Jung working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Jung tries to pass to full mount but McWeakhands defends it.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet.

McWeakhands looking for submissions off his back.
McWeakhands is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jung looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Jung looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Nice strikes from Jung there.
McWeakhands is trying to stand back up but Jung is controlling him

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands has a hand on Jung's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Jung takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
McWeakhands sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jung lands a nice short elbow.
McWeakhands is trying to stand up here but Jung is controlling him well.
Jung has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jung uses his free foot to push down on McWeakhands's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for McWeakhands.
Jung trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Jung working the ground and pound effectively.
Jung is landing with some decent strikes but McWeakhands is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands is in a horrible position here. Jung smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Jung landing strikes from the mount and McWeakhands is in trouble!
Jung controlling from the full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chan-Sung Jung will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jung buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jung misses with a kick to the body.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
McWeakhands tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jung lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
McWeakhands connects with a leg kick. Jung looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jung throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWeakhands on the side of the head.
Jung misses with a low kick as McWeakhands jumps back.
Jung tries to clinch up but McWeakhands circles away and keeps his distance.
Jung connects with a right hand. McWeakhands shakes it off.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick as Jung jumps back.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Jung's leg. Jung is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jung moves out of range of the leg kick from McWeakhands.
Jung keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Jung throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A low kick from McWeakhands misses

and Jung counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Jung passes easily into side control. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Jung. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Jung wants to lay and pray for a moment but McWeakhands keeps working.
McWeakhands tries to buck Jung off but Jung is having none of it.
Jung prevents McWeakhands from escaping the position.
Jung lands an elbow.
Jung lands a few punches from side control.
Jung passes to full mount! That's big trouble for McWeakhands!
McWeakhands regains half guard.
McWeakhands is refusing to be controlled, as Jung sits in half guard.

Jung is looking for a kimura but McWeakhands is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Jung to get the leverage.
Jung controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jung trying to control the action but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jung working the head and body with strikes.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

McWeakhands looking for submissions off his back.
McWeakhands tries to kick Jung off but Jung keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Jung is sneakily working for an arm triangle but McWeakhands sees it coming and defends easily.

Jung is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
McWeakhands has hold of Jung's hands but Jung slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Jung prevents McWeakhands from improving his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jung slips a nice elbow through McWeakhands's hands, connecting with McWeakhands's forehead.
McWeakhands tries to roll over but Jung keeps him under control.
McWeakhands is not content to let Jung control the position.

Jung seems to be looking for submissions.
McWeakhands is looking to improve his position.
Jung takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Nice strikes from Jung there.
McWeakhands is trying to stand up here but Jung is controlling him well.
Jung is controlling the pace.
Jung's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jung wants to lay and pray for a moment but McWeakhands keeps working.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

McWeakhands looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

McWeakhands is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Jung pulls his head out easily.

McWeakhands looking for submissions off his back.
McWeakhands moves into full guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jung controlling from the top position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

McWeakhands working for a triangle but Jung defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chan-Sung Jung showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

McWeakhands gets tackled into the cage by Jung. Jung maintains the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jung.
McWeakhands has Jung pressed against the cage, preventing Jung from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jung lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jung swings wildly with an uppercut but McWeakhands uses good head movement to avoid it.
McWeakhands works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
McWeakhands pushes Jung back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Jung.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands blocks a body shot from Jung.
Jung misses with some punches.
Jung tries to stall but McWeakhands uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.
Jung changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McWeakhands fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McWeakhands bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
McWeakhands scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jung doesn't seem bothered though.
A left lands for McWeakhands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jung attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jung checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
Jung fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWeakhands manages to avoid it.
Jung connects with an inside leg kick.
McWeakhands goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jung on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jung.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWeakhands tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
Nice shot lands for McWeakhands.

Jung has managed to clinch.
Jung tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jung is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but McWeakhands is defending well.
Jung digs a right hand underneath McWeakhands's ribcage. McWeakhands let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jung.
McWeakhands swings wildly with an uppercut but Jung uses good head movement to avoid it.
Still in the clinch, Jung scores with a nice short uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Jung.
McWeakhands misses with a body punch.

Jung manages to break the clinch.
Jab from Jung.
A good leg kick by McWeakhands.
A slow jab from McWeakhands misses its intended target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands swings for the body but Jung moves out of range.
Jung thows a body shot but no joy.
Jung throws a lazy right hand but McWeakhands sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWeakhands is looking to chop away at Jung's legs.
McWeakhands misses the shot to the body.
Jung keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Dumbass McWeakhands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A nice leg kick lands there from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands misses with a low kick.
McWeakhands is looking to chop away at Jung's legs.
Dumbass McWeakhands is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice defenses there by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands motions for Jung to come forward. McWeakhands throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jung slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Jung feints and then cracks McWeakhands's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow McWeakhands down.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jung goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
McWeakhands has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jung.
McWeakhands scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

McWeakhands gets caught napping as Jung dives in and scores a takedown. McWeakhands manages to retain guard.

McWeakhands is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jung is aware though and is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Chan-Sung Jung just about did enough to take it.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jung throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jung bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jung tries to land a front kick but McWeakhands steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
McWeakhands jabbing away but nothing is landing.
McWeakhands on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Jung connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Jung misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jung manages to avoid it.
Jung lands a nice looking body shot.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jung connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
McWeakhands misses with a body shot.

Jung takes the fight into the clinch.
McWeakhands blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McWeakhands jumps guard.

Jung avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

McWeakhands looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Jung with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Jung landing some decent shots from guard.

McWeakhands has his foot on Jung's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jung works his way back into a safe position though.
Jung stands and throws McWeakhands's legs to the side, diving into side control.
McWeakhands tries to escape but Jung is in control.
Jung controls the position.
McWeakhands is trying to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
McWeakhands takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jung in side control lands a decent elbow.
McWeakhands is trying to buck Jung off.
McWeakhands tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Jung has knee on belly and moves into mount.
McWeakhands is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
McWeakhands working to try and regain half guard.
McWeakhands wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Chan-Sung Jung has got the better of the ground game so far.
McWeakhands is looking to improve his position but Jung isn't that keen on the idea.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jung breaks from McWeakhands's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Jung controlling the pace for now.
McWeakhands wants to get back to his feet.
Jung controlling the position easily from mount.
Jung trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Jung is landing with some decent strikes but McWeakhands is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
McWeakhands is in all sorts of trouble here.
Jung can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McWeakhands is looking to escape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jung prevents McWeakhands from getting the reversal.
McWeakhands really wants to buck Jung off and get back to his feet.
Jung sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
McWeakhands is squirming around, avoiding Jung's attempts to control the action.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McWeakhands is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McWeakhands is working to get back to half guard.
McWeakhands is trying to stand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chan-Sung Jung dominated that fourth round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

McWeakhands keeps the fight on the outside.
Jung keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
McWeakhands throws a quick inside leg kick.
McWeakhands goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Good leg kick by Jung there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jung looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jung cracks the inside of McWeakhands's front leg.
Jung avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
Jung avoids the body shot from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jung lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Nice cross by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick which misses Jung's front leg but catches the back leg as Jung tries to avoid it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWeakhands throws a jab when Jung was well out of range.
Jung shoots for a double leg takedown but McWeakhands sprawls well. He's pushed Jung's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Jung lands a slapping body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jung pivots, looking for a leg kick but McWeakhands is out of range and Jung settles back down.
McWeakhands chopping away at his opponent's legs.
McWeakhands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Jung needs to keep his hands up - McWeakhands had a free shot at his head there.
McWeakhands will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jung needs to keep his hands up - McWeakhands had a free shot at his head there.
McWeakhands misses with a left hand

and Jung counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Jung misses with some punches.
Jung jumps guard but McWeakhands turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Jung misses with a punch on the inside.
Jung jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as McWeakhands walks away with a smile on his face. Jung gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Chan-Sung Jung.
McWeakhands keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jung.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Jung's leg. Jung is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chan-Sung Jung is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands misses with a wild body shot.
A swing and a miss from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jung moves away.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Jung.
McWeakhands lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jung's sensitive parts.
Jung on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jung turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by McWeakhands.
Jung throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A good leg kick by McWeakhands.
Dumbass McWeakhands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWeakhands fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jung manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
McWeakhands fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Jung is out of range.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a wild body kick that Jung sees coming a mile off.
Jung lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jung moves out of range of the body kick from McWeakhands.
Jung blocks a leg kick.
McWeakhands has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Jung.
Jung dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jung blocks a leg kick.
Jung ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jung connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jung checks a low kick from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands needs to keep his hands up - Jung had a free shot at his head there.
McWeakhands takes a swing at Jung's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jung.

Jung gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McWeakhands tries to work over Jung's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by McWeakhands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice body punch from McWeakhands.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jung creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Jung leaning his opponent against the cage.

McWeakhands jumps into guard, dragging Jung to the mat.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jung trying to control but McWeakhands is working from the bottom.
Jung passes into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

McWeakhands looking for a kimura from the bottom but Jung passes into side control!

And that's the end of the fight!
Dumbass McWeakhands showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Jung has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 46:49
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 46:49
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 46:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chan-Sung Jung!
Our winner, Chan-Sung Jung, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.