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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Vinnie Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Hans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hans comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hans being Hans kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Vinnie Jones is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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165 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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170 lbs
26 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Counter fighter
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vinnie Jones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Super Hans!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hans just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Hans.
Jones throws an off balance right hand
letting Hans counter with a right hand.
Hans avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Hans misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hans lands with a nice body punch.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Hans misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jones.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Hans fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hans lands a two punch combo.
It looks like Vinnie Jones has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jones slips under a jab from Hans.
Hans scores with the left hand. Jones knows he should have avoided that one.
A head kick misses from Hans.
Jones walks into a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones takes a swing at Hans's ribcage but misses.
A jab from Hans misses.
Hans uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hans uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jones.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Hans avoids the body shot from Jones.
Hans tries to keep at a distance but Jones has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jones tries to work over Hans's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hans lands a nice shot to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jones just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hans's brow.
Hans blocks the elbow strike.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones blocks a body shot from Hans.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones is stalling here.
Hans lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Hans misses with a body punch.
Hans wants the takedown. Jones is fighting it off but Hans persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Jones's guard against the cage.
Hans postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hans preventing the sweep.
Jones seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Hans from controlling successfully.
Hans preventing the sweep.
Hans wants to pass the guard but Jones is keeping the position.
Hans looking to sit in guard and control but Jones gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones won't allow Hans to sweep him here.
Hans keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
Jones wants to control from the top but Hans keeps moving.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
Jones looking to pass the guard.
Jones trying to control but Hans is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hans wants to sweep here but Jones controlling him for the moment.
Hans controls Jones momentarily but Jones frees himself.
Jones lands a couple of elbows.
Hans is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hans has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Jones has passed into side control.
Hans tries to buck Jones off but Jones is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Super Hans dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vinnie Jones's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Jones's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Hans connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jones scrambles back to his feet.
Jones throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Hans tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Jones is in Hans's guard.
Hans wants to sweep but no luck.
Jones lands a couple of digs.
Hans keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Hans working for a triangle but Jones defends it easily.
Hans throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Hans looking to control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones postures up and lands a big shot to Hans's brow.
Hans working a defensive guard but Jones manages to pass into side control anyway.
Jones taking a break here but Hans is having none of it and regains half guard.
Hans tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.
Hans trying to hold on to Jones's head to control him but Jones postures up.
Hans is refusing to be controlled, as Jones sits in half guard.
Jones prevents Hans from improving his position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Jones's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Jones's back!
Hans is trying to control but Jones is trying to escape here - he's now mounted.
Hans looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Jones sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hans seems to be looking for submissions.
Hans throwing shots but Jones is blocking nicely.
Jones gets back to full guard.
Jones tries to land a sweep but no joy.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hans landing some decent shots from guard.
Jones avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Hans avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jones wants to sweep but no luck.
Jones looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Hans trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jones looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hans is one step ahead there.
Hans throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hans controls from within his opponent's guard.
Jones escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hans gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Jones is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hans working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones is looking to sweep but instead, Hans has passed into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Super Hans will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Vinnie Jones's cut.
That's time! Jones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Hans fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jones has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hans defending well as Jones loads up on a big left hand.
Jones drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hans stops Jones from passing to mount.
Jones just content to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hans is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Jones's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Jones wants to lay and pray for a moment but Hans keeps working.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hans tries to roll over but Jones keeps him under control.
Hans trying to control from the bottom.
Hans looking for a kimura from the bottom but Jones passes into side control!
Jones lands a decent elbow from side control.
Jones working the ground and pound.
Hans tries to bench press Jones off him but Jones keeps the position.
Jones works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Hans is looking for a sweep.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Jones presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Hans is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Jones lands a couple of good shots and Hans has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hans tries to roll but Jones sticks to his back.
Jones cracks Hans with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Hans from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Jones working for a choke but Hans is defending well.
Jones trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Hans doesn't escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is hanging on to Hans's back as he tries to escape.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hans manages to reverse the position and now he's in Jones's guard. Nice work there by Hans.
Vinnie Jones overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hans lands a couple of digs.
Jones is looking for a triangle but Hans pushes his legs off easily.
Hans postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Hans trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones is trying to control the position but Hans postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jones looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Hans passes into half guard.
Jones blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hans.
Hans is trying to control. Jones wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Jones is trying to maintain the position but Hans is very close to passing his half guard.
Hans thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Hans prevents Jones from improving his position.
Hans wants to work for an arm triangle but Jones is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but Vinnie Jones did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The cut man is working on Vinnie Jones's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Hans fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hans scores with a head kick. Jones tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Hans throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Jones walks into a left hand.
Jones walks into a straight right hand from Hans.
Hans throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.
Hans lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jones closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hans lands with a left to the head.
Hans swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hans lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Hans is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hans content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Jones.
Hans throws a head punch that misses.
Jones has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Hans is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
A short uppercut from Hans.
Hans working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hans throws a punch but it's blocked by Jones.
Hans lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hans stops a takedown attempt from Jones.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Vinnie Jones. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hans misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones can't get the takedown.
Hans goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hans tries to throw a body punch but Jones avoids it by throwing Hans back against the cage.
Jones can't find room to land a body shot as Hans controls the action.
Jones prevents Hans from breaking the clinch.
Hans misses with a body punch.
Hans blocks an elbow strike from Jones.
Hans is trying to trip Jones. He has hold of a leg but Jones is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Hans persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hans throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jones works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jones is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Hans missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hans throws a big elbow that misses.
Hans content to stall in guard here.
Hans with a nice head shot there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking for subs off his back but Hans has passed one foot through into half guard.
Jones keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Hans is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Jones trying to get back to full guard but Hans takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Hans working Jones over with strikes here.
Oooooh, big shot lands for Hans! Jones is hurt baaadly! Hans is firing away with more strikes - Jones is covering up... the ref is warning him to do something. He's just covering up though still and the ref has to step in to end the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Super Hans!
Super Hans is the new lightweight champion!
Our winner, Super Hans, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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