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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kriss Kross (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and King Kong Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). King Kong Dong has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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210 cm
26
265 lbs
7 - 6 - 0 |
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200 cm
26
275 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kriss Kross! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, King Kong Dong! The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Peter Branson and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nice defenses there by Dong. Dong loads up on a big right hand but Kross slips the punch. Dong takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away. Kross throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dong. Dong looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Dong connects with a right hand. Kross shakes it off. Kross clinches up with Dong and pushes him back against the cage. Kross breaks from the clinch.
Dong with a jab. This has been an exciting period of action! Dong lands a right hook to the body.
Kross lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like King Kong Dong has been cut. Kross avoids the body shot from Dong.
Kross definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Dong moves out of range of the strikes. Dong sends Kross crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Dong is motioning to the referee to let Kross up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Kross is rocked! Dong measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Kross! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). King Kong Dong! After the big win, King Kong Dong made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Atlantis and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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