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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between fat bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Dentist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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280 lbs
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225 cm
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300 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, fat bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Bobby Dentist!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and Steven Brown.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bastard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
bastard shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Dentist looking for a sweep. Not yet Dentist, not yet.
Dentist preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dentist wants to stand up but bastard is controlling him.
Dentist working a defensive guard here.
bastard landing some decent shots from guard.
Dentist is looking for a triangle but bastard pushes his legs off easily.
Dentist manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. bastard manages to get himself to full guard.
bastard with a couple of shots from the bottom there - nothing Dentist can't handle though.
bastard not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
bastard utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
bastard working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Dentist doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Dentist manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
bastard looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Dentist puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dentist wants to pass the guard but bastard is defending well.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dentist connects with a nice short shot to bastard's temple.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dentist wants to control but bastard is keeping him busy.
bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if bastard tries to get out of the position.
Dentist lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
bastard blocking the ground and pound attempt from Dentist.
bastard is staying active underneath Dentist, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
bastard tries to get to full guard but Dentist has control of the leg.
Dentist wants to free his trapped foot but bastard is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Dentist has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Both fighters circling a little - Dentist finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Dentist looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? bastard is fending him off so far but Dentist persists. Nope, bastard circles away and we're back to standing.
Dentist looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dentist doesn't succeed with the takedown
and bastard counters with a straight right hand.
bastard connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A right-left combo lands from bastard.
It looks like Bobby Dentist has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
bastard misses with a wild combination.
bastard closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
bastard is looking to take a break and control but Dentist is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dentist taking a bit of punishment here - bastard scoring with strikes.
Dentist wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
bastard lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Dentist takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bastard lands a few punches from side control.
Dentist wants to control but bastard postures up.
bastard works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
bastard lands a few punches from side control.
bastard is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Dentist is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Dentist takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
bastard knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dentist on the ground.
bastard in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
bastard trying to control the action but Dentist is working from the bottom.
Dentist regains half guard.
Dentist has one foot on bastard's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
A combination from bastard does no damage.
Dentist looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bastard keeping moving, preventing Dentist from controlling successfully.
bastard might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Dentist stands up from bastard's guard - Dentist perhaps looking for a knockout.
Dentist takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dentist gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
so bastard counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
fat bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Dentist.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dentist looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
bastard keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dentist's head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dentist is trying to control the position from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fat bastard dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dentist's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Dentist fails with a takedown attempt.
Dentist shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
bastard drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
bastard stands and steps away. Dentist gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
bastard closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Dentist wants to get back to his feet.
fat bastard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
bastard tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Dentist gets back to half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
bastard seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dentist moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
bastard missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
bastard stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dentist swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dentist manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Dentist fails with the takedown
and bastard counters with a single leg into guard. Dentist didn't expect that.
fat bastard has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Dentist.
bastard preventing the sweep.
Dentist controls bastard momentarily but bastard frees himself.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Dentist looking for a guillotine here but bastard defends easily.
Dentist controls bastard momentarily but bastard frees himself.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dentist is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
bastard slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
bastard content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
bastard gets the takedown into side control.
bastard prevents Dentist from escaping the position.
Dentist wants to control but bastard postures up.
bastard lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Dentist down.
bastard working the head with strikes.
Dentist manages to work his way to half guard, despite bastard's best efforts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dentist manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
bastard preventing the sweep.
Dentist looking for a guillotine here but bastard defends easily.
Dentist not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Dentist wants to stand and escape but bastard is having none of it.
Dentist is trying to control the position but bastard postures up.
Dentist manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
bastard is looking to get to half guard.
Dentist wants to control the pace but bastard is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bastard is trying desperately to improve position.
Dentist trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dentist landing strikes, looking to finish!
bastard throwing hammer fists to the chest of Dentist. What's that going to do exactly?
bastard throwing hammer fists to the chest of Dentist. What's that going to do exactly?
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dentist with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Dentist moves into side control, trying to work for a kimura. That looks painful! Will he finish!!?? No, bastard has worked his arm free - good work by bastard!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
fat bastard dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bobby Dentist's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
bastard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dentist takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dentist doesn't succeed with the takedown
and bastard counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
bastard working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dentist taking some punishment here, with bastard in his half guard.
Nice strikes from bastard there.
Dentist is looking to control bastard's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dentist avoid being mounted?
Dentist moves into full guard.
Dentist is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dentist looking for a sweep. Not yet Dentist, not yet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dentist is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
bastard lands a couple of elbows.
Dentist is trying to control the position but bastard postures up.
bastard drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and bastard jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
bastard trying to control but Dentist is working from the bottom.
bastard postures up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
bastard shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Dentist is trying to maintain the position but bastard is very close to passing his half guard.
bastard looks to land a strike but Dentist avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dentist is on top in guard.
Dentist throws a big right hand that misses.
Dentist postures up in bastard's guard and throws a big left but bastard blocks it.
Dentist tries to free his leg and advance position but bastard is retaining full guard.
Dentist would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
bastard throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Dentist slips nicely into half guard.
bastard misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Dentist wants to stand but bastard has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
bastard lands a right hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dentist closes the distance looking to clinch
and bastard counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
bastard is working for a submission of some sort.
Dentist moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
bastard lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Dentist looking to control.
bastard has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Dentist trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Dentist doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
bastard is working Dentist over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
bastard connects with a couple of short punches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
bastard stops Dentist from standing up.
Dentist trying to strike off his back.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
bastard shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Dentist's guard.
Dentist is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dentist is looking to stand up but bastard isn't so interested in that idea.
Dentist is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
bastard postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Dentist working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. bastard doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. bastard manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dentist trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Bobby Dentist has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
fat bastard is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
bastard scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
And that's the end of the fight!
fat bastard showed his dominance in that final round.
Well bastard has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... fat bastard!
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energy
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pop
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FIGHT
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