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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Chavez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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38
222 lbs
40 - 24 - 1 |
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34
223 lbs
25 - 17 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class MT
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
40 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hugo Chavez!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chavez connects with a crisp jab.
It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
Zoidberg is looking to slow Chavez down with leg kicks.
Chavez clinches.
Chavez swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chavez told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Chavez tries to throw a body punch but Zoidberg avoids it by throwing Chavez back against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Chavez avoids the damage to the body.
Chavez lands an uppercut.
Chavez lands an uppercut.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chavez is defending well for now.
Chavez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Chavez lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Chavez escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sloppy strikes from Chavez. Those never looked like landing.
Zoidberg misses with a low kick.
Hugo Chavez seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chavez gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Chavez is defending well for now.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Chavez blocks with his arms.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chavez misses with the head strike.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Chavez swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chavez.
Zoidberg definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Chavez avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Chavez is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zoidberg.
A left hand lands to the body for Chavez.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg has Chavez pressed against the cage, preventing Chavez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Chavez manages to break the clinch.
Zoidberg dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Chavez. That did some damage!
Chavez walks forward, straight into a front kick from Zoidberg.
Chavez on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Zoidberg. Zoidberg obviously looking to wear him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries a low kick but Chavez avoids it.
Chavez blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Chavez misses with a wild combination.
Chavez lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Chavez moved away.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Zoidberg moves into the clinch successfully.
Zoidberg trying to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Chavez misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Chavez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Chavez scores a nice knee to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chavez lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chavez working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Chavez wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chavez.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez lands an uppercut.
Chavez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chavez pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Chavez throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Chavez.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chavez, as that shot connected.
Zoidberg wants to slow Chavez down by chopping away at his legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Zoidberg throws a low kick, looking for Chavez's leg but Chavez calmly moves out of range.
Zoidberg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chavez blocks a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg throws a body kick that misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Zoidberg checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Zoidberg closes the distance and clinches.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Chavez's defenses.
A short left from Chavez.
Chavez wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugo Chavez dominated that round.
The cut man is working on John Zoidberg's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
An inside leg kick from Chavez misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by Chavez. That's going to slow Zoidberg down.
Chavez closes the distance and clinches.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it misses.
Chavez has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Chavez swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hugo Chavez seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Chavez tries to work over Zoidberg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike.
Chavez misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Chavez wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chavez throws a front kick aimed at Zoidberg's knee but Zoidberg avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg connects with a solid leg kick.
Chavez lands with a straight right. Zoidberg didn't see that one coming.
Chavez clinches.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Chavez's defenses.
It looks like Hugo Chavez has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chavez misses with some punches.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Zoidberg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Chavez's brow.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Zoidberg misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Chavez.
Chavez is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg pushes off an throws an elbow but Chavez leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Chavez's ribcage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zoidberg takes a shot to the head.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Chavez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Chavez scores with a shoulder strike.
Chavez lands with a short shot to the head.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chavez wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg blocks an uppercut.
Chavez on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Chavez lands a shoulder strike.
Chavez fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg tries to land knees in the clinch but Chavez avoids the damage to the body.
Chavez swings wildly with an uppercut but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Chavez trying to land knees to the body.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Chavez misses with a hook to the ribs.
Chavez throws a head punch that misses.
Chavez blocks the elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Zoidberg throws an elbow but misses.
Chavez misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chavez avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Chavez pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.
Zoidberg lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good leg kick by Zoidberg there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zoidberg lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chavez has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chavez and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chavez lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chavez has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Chavez pushes Zoidberg up against the cage in a clinch.
Chavez throws a punch but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
Chavez misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chavez takes a knee to the side of the body.
Chavez has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chavez working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Chavez misses with a straight left.
Chavez blocks a low kick nicely.
Zoidberg thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Chavez if he has to take too many more of those.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Chavez saw that one coming.
Chavez scores with a three punch combo!
Chavez has Zoidberg up against the cage in a clinch.
Zoidberg looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Nice body punch from Chavez - that landed with a thud.
Chavez tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Chavez gets through Zoidberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
John Zoidberg's cut is getting worse.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chavez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Chavez in his tracks for a moment.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chavez breaks the clinch.
Chavez swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
A bone on bone clash there as Zoidberg blocks the leg kick.
Chavez blocks a head kick by Zoidberg.
Chavez moves into the clinch successfully.
Zoidberg blocking some punches.
Chavez wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chavez.
Chavez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg has Chavez pressed against the cage, preventing Chavez from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Chavez is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Chavez avoids it.
Chavez blocks an elbow strike.
Zoidberg keeps control of Chavez as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chavez misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg prevents Chavez from breaking the clinch.
Chavez lands a shoulder strike.
Chavez can't break the clinch.
Chavez tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Chavez lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A nice left hand lands by Chavez.
Chavez on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Chavez misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Chavez misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Zoidberg misses with an elbow over the top.
Zoidberg missing with knees to the body.
Zoidberg throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chavez's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Chavez moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Zoidberg gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Chavez lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
John Zoidberg's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Chavez avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Chavez swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chavez takes an elbow to the temple.
Chavez dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
Chavez misses with some punches.
Chavez tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Chavez avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg blocks a body shot from Chavez.
Chavez dodges an elbow strike from Zoidberg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Chavez in his tracks for a moment.
Chavez lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Zoidberg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chavez takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chavez breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Chavez misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Chavez moves into the clinch successfully.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chavez.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Zoidberg throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Chavez has a couple of punches blocked by Zoidberg.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Chavez wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hugo Chavez comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Chavez has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hugo Chavez!
A victorious Hugo Chavez thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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