PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TheNewYork Dumbass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla comes into the arena with I'm gonna live forever blaring out of the sound system. TheNewYork Dumbass will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Bla
vs
Dumbass

180 cm
29
264 lbs
20 - 19 - 0

187 cm
23
273 lbs
13 - 4 - 1

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, TheNewYork Dumbass!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dumbass throws a right hand that Bla ducks under and follows up with a left that Bla also avoids with ease.
Dumbass throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Bla shoots in looking for a takedown. Dumbass tries to sprawl out of it but Bla keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dumbass manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dumbass misses with a double jab.
Dumbass throws a series of punches but Bla moves out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Dumbass!

It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
No joy there for Dumbass, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Bla dives in and scores a takedown into Dumbass's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Bla postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bla sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dumbass's guard.
Bla is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dumbass looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bla lands with a punch from half guard.
Bla looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Bla thows a huge punch but Dumbass dodges it nicely.
Bla takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bla trying to control from half guard but Dumbass is working away.
Bla seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bla seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Bla has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Dumbass can do anything to dispel that myth.
Dumbass avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bla.
Bla not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dumbass blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bla.
Bla is nestled in close to Dumbass, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bla missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Bla thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dumbass's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bla is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Dumbass is refusing to be controlled, as Bla sits in half guard.
Bla moves nicely into side control.
Bla scoring with punches from side control.
Bla creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Bla connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Dumbass some visible discomfort.
Bla creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Dumbass sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Bla in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass is working to avoid the ground and pound but Bla connects with a decent elbow.
Bla trying to control the action but Dumbass is working from the bottom.
The strikes coming from Bla are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Dumbass taking punishment in the form of punches.
Bla cracks Dumbass with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Dumbass parries the strikes from Bla easily there. Bla is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Dumbass to escape.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The strikes coming from Bla are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Bla lands a decent elbow from side control.
Bla tries to score with some ground and pound. Dumbass controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Bla.
Bla working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Bla is looking to take a break and control but Dumbass is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Dumbass is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Bla is controlling him well.
Bla slows the pace down.
Bla is putting a hurting on Dumbass here, landing some big shots from side control.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bla wants to control but Dumbass is keeping him busy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bla Bla dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Left hook, right uppercut from Dumbass.
Bla slips a jab and a cross from Dumbass.
Dumbass swinging wildly here.
Dumbass misses with the combination.
Bla is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dumbass can do to turn this around?
Some wild striking there from Dumbass.
Bla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bla shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dumbass pinned against the cage. Dumbass gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Bla has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

Bla manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Dumbass on his heels. He'll look to pass Dumbass's guard now, I'm sure.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bla with a flurry of punches that miss.
Bla Bla overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Dumbass is breathing heavily.
Bla scoring with punches to the head and body.
Bla passes Dumbass's right leg, so he's now in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bla lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Bla throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bla throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bla working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Bla tries to pass to full mount but Dumbass defends it.
Bla thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Bla throwing shots but Dumbass is blocking nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dumbass is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bla scores with a couple of nice shots.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dumbass has hold of Bla's hands but Bla slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bla working Dumbass over with strikes.
Dumbass is staying active underneath Bla, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Bla working Dumbass over with strikes.
Bla drops an elbow to the side of Dumbass's head.
Dumbass is in trouble now - Bla has advanced to mount!
The referee warns Dumbass that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Dumbass taking shots to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bla with a couple of short strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bla landing shots from mount.

Dumbass is rocked!
Bla postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Dumbass in real trouble here! The ref calls for Dumbass to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:28 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bla Bla!