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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Llewelyn Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's entrance music is All Within My Hands. A fine choice. Llewelyn Carter has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Eric Cartman's chin.
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279 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
31 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Llewelyn Carter!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Carter pushes him off.
Carter connects with a looping right hand.
Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
It looks like Llewelyn Carter has been cut.
Cartman tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Carter avoids it.
A short right from Carter on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Carter.
Carter is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cartman is keeping busy.
Cartman lands a shoulder strike.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Cartman's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Carter counters by clinching up.
Cartman is looking to break free of the clinch but Carter has double underhooks.
Cartman lands with a light punch inside.
Cartman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Carter is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Cartman trying to control the position but instead, Carter has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cartman into the cage.
A short uppercut from Carter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Carter goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Carter feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Cartmans jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Carter tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cartman swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cartman clinches up against the cage.
Cartman turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Cartman creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Carter sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Carter parries the strikes from Cartman easily there. Cartman is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Carter to escape.
Carter defending against the ground and pound.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Carter is avoiding damage well.
Cartman cracks Carter with a big elbow.
Carter regains half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman is nestled in close to Carter, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cartman not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cartman sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Carter defending well though.
Cartman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman trying to mount his opponent but Carter defends it.
Cartman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Cartman thows a huge punch but Carter dodges it nicely.
Carter blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cartman.
Carter avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Cartman is nestled in close to Carter, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Carter is looking to control Cartman's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Carter avoid being mounted?
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman lands with a punch from half guard.
Cartman scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Cartman sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Carter defending well though.
Cartman throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
We've been hearing that Cartman has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
Cartman is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The cut above Llewelyn Carter's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Carter blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cartman.
Cartman missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Carter is trying to maintain the position but Cartman is very close to passing his half guard.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carter's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Cartman lands a nice short elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carter wants to control but Cartman is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Cartman missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Carter's head.
Carter avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Cartman.
Cartman thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Carter blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cartman.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cartman takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Carter on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Llewelyn Carter's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Llewelyn Carter's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Eric Cartman!
Eric Cartman retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, Eric Cartman, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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hype
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FIGHT
RATING
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