PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lucky Slick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dixie Normous (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slick comes to the cage accompanied by ass and titties. Lucky Slick could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Dixie Normous's chin.

Slick
vs
Normous

172 cm
21
166 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

180 cm
22
170 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Good kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lucky Slick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dixie Normous!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slick tries to clinch up

and Normous decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Slick's guard.
Slick is trying to control the position but Normous postures up.
Slick wants to stand up but Normous is controlling him.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slick is trying to control the position but Normous postures up.
Slick keeping moving, preventing Normous from controlling successfully.
Normous content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Normous with a flurry of punches that miss.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Normous wants to control from the top but Slick keeps moving.

Normous is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Normous stands and throws Slick's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Normous tries for a kimura but Slick is defending well.
Slick is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Normous asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Slick on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Slick tries to get out of the position.
Slick is not content to let Normous control the position.
Normous working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Normous looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Normous has hold of Slick's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Slick tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Normous cranks the arm and Slick screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Slick, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Dixie Normous!
After winning the bout, Dixie Normous thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.