PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mustaffa Spliff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ralfus Presting (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Spliff
vs
Presting

188 cm
34
185 lbs
30 - 20 - 0

182 cm
29
180 lbs
15 - 9 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of London, Mustaffa Spliff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Ralfus Presting!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Dean Styles and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Presting blocks a head kick by Spliff.
Presting closes the distance and clinches up with Spliff, looking for a takedown. Presting pushes Spliff against the cage but Spliff circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Spliff thows a body shot but no joy.
Presting takes one to the side of the head.

Spliff drives through with a takedown into Presting's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Spliff trying to control the position from guard on top but Presting is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Spliff pushes down on Presting's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Presting wants to improve his position but Spliff is controlling well.
Presting avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Spliff.
Presting is looking to control Spliff's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Presting avoid being mounted?
Presting keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Nice strikes from Spliff there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spliff throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Spliff lands with a punch from half guard.
Presting tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Spliff wants to lay and pray for a moment but Presting keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliff blocks the strikes from Presting.
Spliff drops an elbow to the side of Presting's head.
Spliff has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Presting is staying active underneath Spliff, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Spliff working Presting over with strikes.
Presting wants to get back to full guard.
Spliff not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Presting wants to improve his position but Spliff is controlling well.

Presting actively working from the bottom here.
Presting is refusing to be controlled, as Spliff sits in half guard.
Spliff missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Spliff lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Spliff thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

Presting actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliff thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Presting's head.

Presting looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Spliff working Presting over with strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spliff trying to control the action but Presting is working from the bottom.
Presting is trying to control but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spliff is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Presting!
Presting is desperately trying to improve his position but Spliff has a good base and remains in mount.
Spliff lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Presting really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Presting is in a horrible position here. Spliff smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Spliff lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Presting hang on?
Spliff in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Spliff scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Spliff with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Presting is bucking up trying to escape but Spliff cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Presting is rocked!
Spliff loads up with a big shot that hurts Presting! He's pulled Spliff in close but Spliff has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Presting survive? More strikes from Spliff and Presting is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Mustaffa Spliff!
Mustaffa Spliff made sure to mention his sponsor, GTI - 1337 sponsors VERSUS in his post fight interview.