PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Ding (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ding comes to the cage accompanied by Mortal Kombat. Doofenshmirtz is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ding
vs
Doofenshmirtz

212 cm
31
270 lbs
12 - 8 - 1

187 cm
27
231 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Dick Ding!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Nice defenses there by Doofenshmirtz.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ding.
Doofenshmirtz ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ding throws a series of strikes that have Doofenshmirtz backpedaling.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Ding looks to land a combination but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing blow to the side of Ding's head.
Ding fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ding throws a leg kick
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice body shot.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Ding with a low kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ding tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Ding blocks a leg kick.
Ding shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Doofenshmirtz as he jumps to the side.
Ding lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Ding moves away from the strike by Doofenshmirtz.
Ding rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Ding looks for a takedown but Doofenshmirtz sprawls well.
Ding throws a lazy uppercut
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ding thinking.
Dick Ding seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ding throws a leg kick that is checked
and Doofenshmirtz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ding misses with a series of wild punches.
Ding's corner calls for a 1-2. Ding obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Ding misses with a body kick.
Ding takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ding tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Nice straight punches there by Doofenshmirtz. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Doofenshmirtz.
Nice takedown defense from Doofenshmirtz. No joy for Ding on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Ding. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ding fails to land with a series of punches.
We've been told by Ding's head coaches at >TAPOUT ELITE< that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz lands a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ding throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a low kick, right behind Ding 's knee.
Donk. Doofenshmirtz catches Ding right on the button with a cross.
Doofenshmirtz slaps away a takedown attempt from Ding, before circling back to the center of the mat.

Ding closes the distance and pushes Doofenshmirtz back into the cage.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw an elbow but misses.

Ding breaks the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a poor cross that misses

and Ding counters by moving into the clinch.

Ding breaks from the clinch.
A slow jab from Ding misses its intended target.
Ding misses with a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a good right hand that stumbles Ding. Ding circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Doofenshmirtz leaves Ding with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Ding moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ding doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dick Ding will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Ding looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ding fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Ding throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice kick to the body.
Ding tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is having none of it.
Dick Ding is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ding swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a leg kick.
Ding throws a left and a right that both miss
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ding's knee momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz sizes up Ding with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Ding tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dick Ding is winning the standup battle so far.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Ding with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ding bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Ding misses.
Ding ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ding throws a front kick aimed at Doofenshmirtz's knee but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Ding is looking to land body kicks.
A nice leg kick lands there from Doofenshmirtz.
Ding misses with a low kick.
A jab from Ding misses.
Ding blocks a head kick by Doofenshmirtz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Doofenshmirtz with a jab.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping right.
Ding moves out of range of the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Ding's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ding down.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ding throws a leg kick
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a thumping low kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Ding ducked under it nicely.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Doofenshmirtz, as that shot connected.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ding misses with a double jab
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Ding misses with a hook. Doofenshmirtz ducked under it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ding throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a head kick. That will keep Ding thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to Ding's midsection.
Ding falls off balance throwing a combination
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a straight right hand.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Doofenshmirtz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
No joy there for Ding, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Ding looks to clinch
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a nice leg kick.
Ding is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
Ding misses the jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Ding off balance momentarily.
Ding keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Ding misses with a combination
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ding lands a nice shot that snaps Doofenshmirtz's head back.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz throws an overhand right that lands on Ding's shoulder, as Ding tries to avoid the shot.
Ding uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ding is looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is avoiding it.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a hook to the body. Ding takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Ding lands a leg kick that knocks Doofenshmirtz off balance momentarily.
Ding misses with a combination
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing blow to the side of Ding's head.
Doofenshmirtz misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Ding does no damage.

Ding drives through and clinches with Doofenshmirtz against the cage.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz thows a body shot but no joy.
Ding misses with a looping right.
Doofenshmirtz has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Ding falls off balance throwing a combination
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ding stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ding looks to land a combination but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Ding throws a nice looking combination but Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Ding throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz avoids them all with ease.
Ding tries to bum rush Doofenshmirtz with a series of wild strikes but Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Ding misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Doofenshmirtz goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Ding ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ding throws a head kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Ding avoids the punch easily.
Nice uppercut there from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good body shot into Ding's ribs.
Doofenshmirtz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Ding slips under a jab.
That kick from Doofenshmirtz tenderised Ding's leg. Ding is trying to keep his angry face on.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz missing with a left hand there. Ding was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Ding takes a jab right on the kisser.
Ding keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ding tries to close the distance and clinch but Doofenshmirtz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ding misses with an uppercut. Doofenshmirtz saw that one coming.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab and a cross from Ding.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for a 1-2. Doofenshmirtz obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Doofenshmirtz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 28:29
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
During a confident post fight interview, Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.