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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartmen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Drago (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartmen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Eric Cartman - Come Sail Away . Danny Drago told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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181 cm
18
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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196 cm
28
210 lbs
3 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Eric Cartmen! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Danny Drago! The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Dillan Fox and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Drago dives in and scores a takedown into Cartmen's guard. Cartmen looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Drago has picked Cartmen up and slammed him! Cartmen can't keep hold of the triangle and Drago manages to pass to side control! The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Drago is trying to get an arm triangle but Cartmen is defending well. Drago tries for a kimura but Cartmen is defending well. Cartmen manages to work his way to half guard, despite Drago's best efforts. Drago lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt. Drago wants to stand but Cartmen has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now. Cartmen is looking to improve his position.
Drago working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
That's one minute gone in the round. Cartmen trying to control from the bottom.
Cartmen is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Drago is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him. Cartmen is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Drago jumps into side control! Cartmen is positioning himself to get back to half guard. What's Cartmen going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle. Drago trying to control the position but Cartmen is working away. Cartmen manages to get back to half guard. Cartmen might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Drago seems to be working for a kimura but Cartmen defends the submission attempt. Cartmen is pressing down on Drago's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Cartmen keeping moving, preventing Drago from controlling successfully. Cartmen throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Drago escapes and throws Cartmen's legs to the side, diving into side control! Drago grinds an elbow into Cartmen's temple. Drago tries for a kimura but Cartmen is defending well. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Cartmen looks to move to half guard but instead Drago has passed into mount! Damn! Drago working away from the top, dropping strikes.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Cartmen wants to hold on but Drago pushes him away. Drago landing strikes from the mount. Cartmen working to try and regain half guard.
Drago looking for a guillotine from mount but Cartmen is having none of it. Cartmen is looking to improve his position but Drago isn't that keen on the idea. The referee warns Cartmen that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Cartmen tries to hold on but Drago postures up. Drago looking to control but Cartmen is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Drago manages to capitalize on a mistake by Cartmen to take his back! Cartmen just trying to survive but Drago is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish. Drago trying desperately to keep hold of the dominant position.
Drago is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Cartmen defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Drago is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Cartmen rolls, trying to escape but Drago keeps control of the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action. Drago has his opponent's back and is working for the choke. You can see the frustration on Cartmen's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Danny Drago dominated that round. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Drago comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range. Drago fails to land with a series of punches.
Cartmen is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight. Cartmen takes a swing at Drago's ribcage but misses. Drago throws a sloppy head kick and Cartmen moves out of range easily. Drago gets a double leg takedown into Cartmen's guard. Cartmen is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle. Cartmen keeping moving, preventing Drago from controlling successfully. Drago in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Cartmen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Drago defends well. Cartmen had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Drago defends it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Drago looking to sit in guard and control but Cartmen gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top. Drago looking for subs off his back but Cartmen has passed one foot through into half guard.
Cartmen has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Drago defend it? Cartmen steps over the head and cranks it - Drago is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Cartmen!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Eric Cartmen! A relieved looking Eric Cartmen thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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