PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Madz Ladz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Renato Crashing Mashin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Renato Crashing Mashin was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Ladz
vs
Crashing Mashin

195 cm
25
265 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

196 cm
39
257 lbs
22 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Madz Ladz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Renato Crashing Mashin!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Russell Pearce and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ladz shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.

Crashing Mashin escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Ladz gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Ladz stopping the sweep attempt from Crashing Mashin.
Ladz has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Crashing Mashin not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Ladz with a flurry of punches that miss.
Crashing Mashin is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.

Crashing Mashin has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Ladz should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Crashing Mashin has tightened it up now! Ladz should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Renato Crashing Mashin!
Renato Crashing Mashin decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.