PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Goodnight Irene (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ohne Dich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Irene
vs
Dich

187 cm
26
283 lbs
29 - 11 - 0

188 cm
22
265 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goodnight Irene!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ohne Dich!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Irene's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Dich connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Irene scrambles back to his feet.
Irene scores with a nice head shot.

Irene gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Irene.
Dich throws a punch but it's blocked by Irene.
Come on Irene - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Irene breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Irene seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dich throws a half hearted mid kick.
Dich misses with a looping left.

Irene pushes Dich up against the cage in a clinch.
Irene lands a nice uppercut.
Dich should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Irene lands a shoulder strike.

It looks like Ohne Dich has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Irene lands with a short shot to the head.
Irene lands an elbow that stopped Dich in his tracks for a moment.

Irene drops Dich onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Dich is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Dich is rocked!
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dich is pressed against the cage. Irene pushes back and unleashes a big elbow that really hurts Dich! Two more big strikes from Irene and Dich crumples to the mat and taps out furiously due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Goodnight Irene!
Goodnight Irene tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.