PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dickie Crash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Darren Lockyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Crash
vs
Lockyer

188 cm
24
200 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

189 cm
31
194 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dickie Crash!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Darren Lockyer!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lockyer drops Crash with a beautiful combination! Crash stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Lockyer is looking for the KO!

Crash is rocked!

It looks like Dickie Crash has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lockyer throws a nice looking combination but Crash bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Oh Crash is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Lockyer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crash seems to have got his legs back now.
Lockyer has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Crash is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Lockyer misses with a double jab.
Lockyer throws a hook but Crash avoids it easily.
Crash looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Good shot there by Crash.
Crash avoids a kick to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Lockyer, as that shot connected.
Crash throws a chopping leg kick but Lockyer manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Crash checks a leg kick.
Crash showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lockyer.

Crash pushes Lockyer up against the cage in a clinch.
Lockyer avoiding damage as Crash throws knees to the body.
Crash tries a knee to the head but Lockyer blocks it.

Lockyer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Sloppy strikes from Lockyer. Those never looked like landing.
Lockyer lands with a good body shot.
Lockyer stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Crash.
Crash slips under a jab.
Lockyer blocks a head kick by Crash.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Crash misses with an attempted mid kick.
Lockyer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crash.
Good standup being displayed there by Lockyer as he connects with a hook.
Crash takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A combination from Lockyer does no damage.
A swing and a miss from Lockyer.
Lockyer swings widly with a right hand
and Crash counters with an outside leg kick.
Lockyer throws a lazy right hand but Crash sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lockyer keeps the fight on the outside.
Crash moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Crash has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Crash there as he acknowledges the shot.
Crash uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lockyer.

Crash moves into range and clinches up with Lockyer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crash tries to land knees in the clinch but Lockyer avoids the damage to the body.
Lockyer pushes off an throws an elbow but Crash leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Crash blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Crash managing to block the knees to the body from Lockyer.
Lockyer tries to stall but Crash uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lockyer tries to break the clinch but Crash is controlling the position.
Nice elbow from Crash.
Lockyer trying to land knees to the body.
Crash misses with a knee strike.
Crash taking a breather.
Crash blocks an elbow strike from Lockyer.
Crash blocks an uppercut.
Crash is leaning against Lockyer and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lockyer is trying to maintain a safe position but Crash gets an underhook and turns Lockyer into the cage.
Lockyer softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Crash is trying to stall.
Lockyer lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Crash or not.
Crash misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Lockyer.
Crash throws an elbow that misses.
A short right from Lockyer on the inside.
Crash lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lockyer backwards.
Lockyer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lockyer dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Crash unloads a knee to the mid-section. Lockyer lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Crash has Lockyer pressed against the cage.
Lockyer looking for a takedown.
Lockyer tries to work over Crash's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Crash lands a nice knee to the body.
Crash looking to stall.
Lockyer takes a knee right on the jaw!
Crash tries to throw a body punch but Lockyer avoids it by throwing Crash back against the cage.
Lockyer misses with an elbow strike.
Lockyer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Crash pressing his opponent against the cage.
Lockyer dodges an elbow strike from Crash.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Crash blocks a body shot from Lockyer.

Lockyer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Lockyer lands a body shot.
Crash misses with a right hand
and Lockyer counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Crash misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Crash throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lockyer.

Crash forces Lockyer back against the cage and clinches.

Lockyer breaks from the clinch.
Crash throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Crash looks to score with a jab to the body but Lockyer is just out of range.
Crash connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Lockyer blocks a leg kick.
Crash missing with a left hand there. Lockyer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Lockyer misses with a body shot.
Crash jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Crash scoring well with a low kick there.
Lockyer missing with a left hand there. Crash was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Darren Lockyer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dickie Crash's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lockyer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Lockyer avoids the head kick by Crash.
Crash slips a jab from Lockyer.
Lockyer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Lockyer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Crash connects with an inside leg kick.
Darren Lockyer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Crash thumps Lockyer with a low kick.
Lockyer tries to move into range but Crash moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lockyer tries to move into range but Crash moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Crash throws a combination. Lockyer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Crash throws out a loose jab but Lockyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
A slow jab from Lockyer misses its intended target.
Lockyer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Lockyer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A slapping body kick lands there for Crash.
Crash slips under a jab.
Lockyer drops his hands momentarily and Crash takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Crash clinches up with Lockyer and pushes him back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lockyer lands a body punch.

The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Lockyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A slapping body kick lands there for Crash.
Nice defenses there by Lockyer.
Lockyer lands a lovely overhand right.
Crash pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Crash avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lockyer has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Crash finds it's way round the side to connect with Lockyer's head.
Lockyer dodges the punch combination from Crash.
Crash misses with a hook. Lockyer ducked under it nicely.
Crash tries a head kick but it misses.
Crash lands a slapping body shot.
A big left from Crash misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Lockyer connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Crash tries to clinch but Lockyer is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crash uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lockyer.
Crash missing with a left hand there. Lockyer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lockyer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Crash sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A punch combination from Lockyer misses.
A shot to the liver by Crash. Beautiful body shot.
Lockyer throws a shot from downtown. Crash moves away and avoids it.
Crash lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lockyer's sensitive parts.
Lockyer is breathing heavily.
Lockyer misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lockyer throws a hook but Crash blocks it.
Crash tries to clinch up.
Crash listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Lockyer jabs at Crash's body.
Lockyer ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crash moves out of range as Lockyer strikes.
Lockyer throws a lazy uppercut
and Crash counters with a stiff right hand.
Crash lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A jab from Crash finds it's way through Lockyer's defenses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lockyer misses with a two punch combination.
Lockyer takes one to the chin there.
Lockyer looks to land a left hand but Crash moved out of range nicely.
Lockyer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Crash.
Crash tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lockyer slips a jab from Crash.
Lockyer ducks right into an uppercut from Crash.
Crash thows a body shot but no joy.
The fight stays on the outside here - Crash looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Crash takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lockyer misses with an uppercut.
Lockyer throws a low kick but Crash moves out of range easily.
Crash misses with a two punch combination.
Lockyer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Crash connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Nice shot by Crash.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lockyer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Crash connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice shot lands for Crash.
Good standup being displayed there by Crash as he connects with a hook.
Lockyer swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lockyer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Crash cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lockyer misses with a two punch combination.
Crash tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lockyer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Crash - that will leave a mark!
A looping hook to the body misses from Lockyer. Crash does a little dance to reset his feet.
Crash scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Crash sends Lockyer crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Crash is motioning to the referee to let Lockyer up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Lockyer is rocked!
Lockyer walks straight into a right hand from Crash - that's dropped him! Crash jumps into mount and starts pounding away - can he finish?! More strikes go undefended and the referee has to dive in to save Lockyer from any more punishment! Lockyer complains about the stoppage but falls over as he tries to stand back up, so it was clearly a good stoppage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dickie Crash!
As Dickie Crash got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: Ha! Told you I'd wup your ass. Harry Bagodonuts is a loser!'.