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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wave Rider (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Biscuits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biscuits comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Who are they trying to con kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Arse Biscuits will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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190 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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211 cm
22
204 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wave Rider! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Arse Biscuits! The judges for this bout are Josh West, Paul Gruel and Micheangelo Fripello.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Biscuits drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace. Rider tries to bench press Biscuits off him but Biscuits keeps the position. Rider knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Biscuits on the ground. Biscuits working away. Rider tries to buck Biscuits off but Biscuits is having none of it. Biscuits is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Rider knows the correct defense though, so he's OK. Biscuits working away. Rider might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground. Biscuits is trying to get an arm triangle but Rider is defending well. Biscuits is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Rider has escaped the position, nice work there. This has been an exciting period of action! Rider tries to bench press Biscuits off him but Biscuits keeps the position. Biscuits is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
That's one minute gone in the round. You can see the frustration on Rider's face, being in this tough position on the bottom. Biscuits has hold of Rider's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Rider seems comfortable defending it but Biscuits has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Rider is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Rider is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Biscuits couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Arse Biscuits! After the fight, Arse Biscuits was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
56% |
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