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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liberal Media (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tom Eshton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Liberal Media has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Liberal Media!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tom Eshton!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eshton tries to sprawl but Media drives through with a takedown into half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Eshton is looking for a sweep. Media is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Eshton looking for submissions off his back.
Eshton looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Eshton is looking to improve his position.
Eshton is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Media pulls his head out easily.
Media tries to pass to full mount but Eshton defends it.
Media is trying to control the action in half guard but Eshton is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Eshton should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Eshton actively working from the bottom here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Eshton is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Media pulls his head out easily.
Media throwing shots but Eshton is blocking nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eshton looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Media missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Eshton is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Media's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Media's back!
Media is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Eshton gets his way!
Eshton is persistently looking for the submission but Media is defending it well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Eshton looking for the choke but no joy.
Media tries to roll but Eshton sticks to his back.
Media defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of Eshton's arms.
Eshton looking for the choke from the back.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Eshton working for the choke.
Media is trying to break free.
Eshton looking for the choke from the back.
Eshton keeps control of the position as Media tries to break free.
Media breaks Eshton's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Media trying to control the position from guard on top but Eshton is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Media connects with a couple of short punches.
Eshton looking for a guillotine here but Media defends easily.
Eshton working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Media doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Media manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eshton looking for a guillotine here but Media defends easily.
Media got a little sloppy there for a moment and Eshton has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Media has managed to get both his arms back between Eshton's legs - danger averted.
Media trying to control but Eshton is working from the bottom.
Eshton pushes a forearm under Media's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Media is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Tom Eshton!
Liberal Media was interviewed post fight and said 'I would have won of you weren't all racist idiots. Eventually I WILL win, Im brainwashing your kids, bow to King Obama racists! And give up your guns, rights a freedoms NOW! It for your safety!'.
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FIGHT
RATING
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