PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatu Tua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doofenshmirtz comes to the cage accompanied by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Tua has chosen Freak on a Leash by Korn as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Doofenshmirtz
vs
Tua

187 cm
27
231 lbs
14 - 11 - 0

184 cm
31
269 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fatu Tua!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Alec Ball and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Tua. Those never looked like landing.
That kick from Doofenshmirtz tenderised Tua's leg. Tua is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tua lands a jab.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
Tua throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Tua.
Tua lands a two punch combo.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tua with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Tua misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tua ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.
Tua misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Tua misses with a wild combination.
Tua on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick but Tua moves out of range.
Tua misses with an attempted mid kick.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range as Tua strikes.
Doofenshmirtz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tua manages to avoid it.
Tua takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz avoids it easily.
Tua scores with a decent looking hook.
Tua has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a push kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Tua connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Doofenshmirtz's hands.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Tua's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tua down.
Tua takes one to the chin there.
Tua takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Tua throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a jab to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Doofenshmirtz feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Tua's calf.
Doofenshmirtz throws a looping overhand right but Tua ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook. Tua ducked under it nicely.
Doofenshmirtz punishes Tua's body with a nice straight punch.
Tua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Tua thows a body kick. Doofenshmirtz tries to catch it but that hurt him.
We've been told by Doofenshmirtz's head coaches at Rancid Fight Club that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tua takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a crisp jab that stopped Tua in his tracks.
Tua takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A punch lands to the side of Doofenshmirtz 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Tua throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice inside leg kick.
Tua smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Tua loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tua.
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Tua pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tua throws a lazy right hand but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tua throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Tua looks to land a left hand but Doofenshmirtz moved out of range nicely.
Tua on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz swings for the body but Tua moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Tua thumps Doofenshmirtz with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tua on the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick nicely.
Jab, jab by Doofenshmirtz - just one landing.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the side of Tua's head but Tua sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a kick to the temple. Tua shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Tua avoids the head kick by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua lands a jab.
Tua throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Tua misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Tua throws a jab when Doofenshmirtz was well out of range.
Tua ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Tua moved out of range.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Tua.
Tua takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab.
Tua waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tua misses with an uppercut. Doofenshmirtz saw that one coming.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz punishes Tua's body with a nice straight punch.
Tua throws a solid leg kick but Doofenshmirtz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Tua.
Tua throws a wild body kick that Doofenshmirtz sees coming a mile off.
A slow jab from Tua misses its intended target.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Tua.
Tua fails to land with a series of punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice hook to Tua's body. Tua takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz clobbers Tua with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Tua thows a body shot but no joy.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a left hand but Tua moved out of range nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tua throws a hook to the side of Doofenshmirtz's head but Doofenshmirtz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Tua momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a jab.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Doofenshmirtz slips a jab from Tua.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Doofenshmirtz misses the jab.
Tua scores with a body shot.
Tua swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Tua crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Doofenshmirtz - the referee stops the clock and Tua gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Doofenshmirtz. Tua manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Doofenshmirtz keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tua.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Tua's head backwards.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tua tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Tua.
Tua waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good hook to Tua's body.
Tua's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Tua avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Doofenshmirtz here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Tua staying out of range there.
Tua fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Tua in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua misses with a hook. Doofenshmirtz ducked under it nicely.
Danga de danga de dang - Doofenshmirtz scores with a four punch combination!
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Tua's ribcage but misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz takes a jab right on the kisser.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice leg kick that just misses Tua's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tua pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice defenses there by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua throws a good cross that connects.
Tua has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Doofenshmirtz finds it's way round the side to connect with Tua's head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Tua moves out of range easily.
Tua uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body punch but Tua moves out of range.
Tua misses with a leg kick.
Tua misses with a looping right.
Tua jabs Doofenshmirtz right on the nose. Doofenshmirtz blinks but takes it well.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping left.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tua.
Tua scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua lands with a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice head shot.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tua throws out the jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands the left hand.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Tua lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Tua throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tua throws a right and a left that both miss.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the head.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a nice looking jab.
Tua throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Tua sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nice uppercut lands for Tua. That snapped Doofenshmirtz's head back.
Tua moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Doofenshmirtz wants to slow Tua down by chopping away at his legs.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. Tua looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tua takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Doofenshmirtz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Tua swings for the body but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Tua cracks a nice hook into Doofenshmirtz's ribs.
Doofenshmirtz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tua dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tua is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tua thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tua staying out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz connects with the punch.
Tua looks to land a combination but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body shot.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Doofenshmirtz lands a leg kick that knocks Tua off balance momentarily.
Tua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick from Doofenshmirtz lands but Tua takes it in his stride.
Tua lands with a thumping leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz checks a low kick from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tua takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tua.
Tua misses with a straight right.
Both fighters circling a little - Doofenshmirtz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Tua doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Tua.
Tua ducks under a wild hook from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tua moves away.
Tua throws a series of punches but Doofenshmirtz avoids them all with ease.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that half lands.
Tua throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Tua works the jab nicely.
Tua moves out of range of the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Doofenshmirtz waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tua.
Tua drops his hands momentarily and Doofenshmirtz takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tua misses with a series of wild punches.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to Tua's midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Doofenshmirtz scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Tua misses with a leg kick.
Tua throws out a loose jab but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
A jab from Tua finds it's way through Doofenshmirtz's defenses.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a right hand. Tua shakes it off.
Tua avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good hook to Tua's body.
Doofenshmirtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Tua. Those never looked like landing.
Tua displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws out the jab.
Doofenshmirtz lands a head shot.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice right hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tua misses with a hook. Doofenshmirtz ducked under it nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Doofenshmirtz. Tua shrugs it off though.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Tua tries to land a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz saw it coming and moves away.
Doofenshmirtz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tua misses with a wild body shot.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz tries a head kick but it misses.
Tua swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Tua moves into range and connects with a jab.
The fighters circling - Tua throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tua closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Doofenshmirtz feints and then cracks Tua's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Tua down.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Doofenshmirtz connects with the punch.
Sloppy strikes from Tua. Those never looked like landing.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doofenshmirtz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tua on the side of the head.
Tua misses with a wild body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tua throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Doofenshmirtz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tua will feel that in the morning.
Doofenshmirtz slips a straight right by Tua.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tua on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing blow to the side of Tua's head.
Doofenshmirtz avoids the head kick by Tua.
Jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Tua tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick. Tua tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick nicely.
Tua misses the jab.
Doofenshmirtz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tua.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the strikes.
Tua with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Doofenshmirtz to score with a decent uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Tua throws a shot from downtown. Doofenshmirtz moves away and avoids it.
Tua ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of range of the body kick from Tua.
Tua misses with a body shot.
Tua lands a slapping body shot.
Tua has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doofenshmirtz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tua doesn't seem bothered though.
Tua misses with a body shot.
Tua throws a big shot that misses.
A lazy left from Doofenshmirtz finds it's target.
Tua just misses with a punch to the body.
Tua misses with a looping right.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tua.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab to the nose.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a good body shot.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tua swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tua's head.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Tua doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doofenshmirtz's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Tua connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Doofenshmirtz scrambles back to his feet.
Tua uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. Tua looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tua slips a jab from Doofenshmirtz.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tua on the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tua throws out the jab.
Tua takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tua connects with a good right hand that stumbles Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Tua takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Fatu Tua has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Some wild striking there from Tua.
Doofenshmirtz slips under a jab from Tua.
Nice shot by Tua.
A decent looking cross lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking body kick.
Tua misses the jab.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under a wild hook from Tua.
Tua throws a hook but Doofenshmirtz blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Tua is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doofenshmirtz.
Tua misses with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a slapping head kick.
Tua throws a front kick aimed at Doofenshmirtz's knee but Doofenshmirtz avoids it well.
Doofenshmirtz lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tua at a distance.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Doofenshmirtz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.