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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyeonly Fuckwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ludwig Manres (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fuckwell's entrance music is call to prayer. A fine choice. Manres has chosen Aqualung - Jethro Tull as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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194 lbs
20 - 13 - 1 |
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187 lbs
25 - 26 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 13 - 1, fighting out of London, Eyeonly Fuckwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
25 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ludwig Manres!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Fuckwell is predictable there
and Manres holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Manres keeps control of Fuckwell as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fuckwell working hard to break the clinch.
Fuckwell tries to break free but Manres pushes him back against the cage.
Manres pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell throws a series of punches but Manres avoids them all with ease.
Fuckwell connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Eyeonly Fuckwell seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fuckwell jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Manres with a poor takedown
and Fuckwell counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Manres tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fuckwell sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Manres somewhat.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Manres blocks it.
Fuckwell jabs Manres to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Fuckwell lands a slapping body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Manres blocks the leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Manres.
Manres takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Fuckwell throws a body punch but Manres moves out of range.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses
and Manres decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Fuckwell's guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Fuckwell wants to get back to his feet but Manres is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Manres tries to free his leg and advance position but Fuckwell is retaining full guard.
Fuckwell wants to stand but Manres is controlling the position.
Manres stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Fuckwell swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Fuckwell keeping moving, preventing Manres from controlling successfully.
Manres is fighting to break Fuckwell's control of his arms but Fuckwell is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fuckwell keeping moving, preventing Manres from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Manres shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ludwig Manres.
Fuckwell throws a hook to the side of Manres's head but Manres sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fuckwell misses with a looping right.
Manres shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fuckwell as he jumps to the side.
Fuckwell lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Manres at a distance.
Manres staying out of range there.
Fuckwell lands a front kick.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell misses the jab.
Manres fails with a takedown attempt.
Fuckwell misses with a left hand
and Manres counters with a two punch combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell scores with a jab to the head.
Fuckwell throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fuckwell lands with a good body shot.
Fuckwell jabs Manres right on the nose. Manres blinks but takes it well.
Manres fails with the takedown.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Manres.
Fuckwell fails to land with a series of punches.
Fuckwell throws a hook but Manres avoids it easily.
Fuckwell bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Manres's head backwards.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Manres takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Manres shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Manres is looking to advance position but Fuckwell won't allow it.
Manres not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Manres trying to mount his opponent but Fuckwell defends it.
Fuckwell is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Manres working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Manres stops Fuckwell from getting back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Manres thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Fuckwell is in a tricky position. We've heard reports from his gym mates at Bromance Gym that he's been drilling escapes, so let's see if he can get back to his feet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Manres tries to pass the half guard into mount. Fuckwell knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Manres seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Fuckwell does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fuckwell is looking to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Fuckwell throws a right and a left that both miss.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jab from Fuckwell.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is winning the standup battle so far.
Fuckwell tests Manres's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Manres on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Ludwig Manres is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Manres takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Manres blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
The fighters circle momentarily. Fuckwell darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Fuckwell connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell cracks Manres with a right hand to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fuckwell lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Manres takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Manres blocks a head kick by Fuckwell.
Manres avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Manres fails with a takedown attempt.
Fuckwell waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Manres.
Manres misses with a takedown attempt - Fuckwell sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fuckwell lands a nice leg kick that just misses Manres's sensitive parts.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell misses the jab.
Manres shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell shows good takedown defense.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ludwig Manres.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Manres moves out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Manres checks a leg kick.
Manres decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Manres is thwarting Fuckwell's attempts to control the position.
Fuckwell pushes Manres off looking to stand but Manres dives back in and keeps control.
Manres trying to control from half guard but Fuckwell is working away.
Fuckwell tries to get to full guard but Manres has control of the leg.
Manres looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Fuckwell trying to control but Manres postures up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Fuckwell swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Manres looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Manres has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Fuckwell.
Manres shoots in but Fuckwell avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fuckwell throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot.
Fuckwell is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Fuckwell misses the target.
Nice sprawl there from Fuckwell as Manres shoots in.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell avoids the head kick by Manres.
Fuckwell lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Fuckwell looks to throw the jab but Manres is out of range.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A shot to the liver by Fuckwell. Beautiful body shot.
Manres takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fuckwell lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fuckwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Manres takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Manres shoots and misses
and Fuckwell counters with a solid body kick.
Fuckwell misses with a wild body shot.
Manres shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fuckwell pinned against the cage. Fuckwell gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyeonly Fuckwell dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Manres is defended easily by Fuckwell.
Fuckwell tries a head kick but it misses.
Fuckwell looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Manres shoots in looking for a takedown. Fuckwell tries to sprawl out of it but Manres keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fuckwell manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A shot to the liver by Fuckwell. Beautiful body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuckwell throws a head kick but Manres moves out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a low kick.
Fuckwell swings for the body but Manres moves out of range.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot.
Fuckwell misses with a combination
and Manres counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Manres.
Fuckwell fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Manres tries to pull guard but Fuckwell forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Eyeonly Fuckwell has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Ludwig Manres.
Fuckwell pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Fuckwell ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Manres moves away.
Fuckwell throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Manres's head.
Manres uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fuckwell.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fuckwell. Manres does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Manres shoots for a takedown but Fuckwell saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Eyeonly Fuckwell is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fuckwell misses with a jab, cross combination.
Manres shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Fuckwell as he avoids it easily.
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
Manres moves out of range of the body kick.
Manres steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Fuckwell.
Fuckwell lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fuckwell dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fuckwell dips to his left and cracks Manres with an uppercut!
Fuckwell throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that Manres semi-blocks.
Fuckwell stalks Manres and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Manres's face. Manres staggers backwards, shaken.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Manres manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell throws a head kick that misses.
Fuckwell misses with a body shot
and Manres counters with a left to the body.
Manres has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Manres is defended easily by Fuckwell.
Manres fails with a takedown attempt.
Fuckwell fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Manres manages to avoid it.
Fuckwell comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuckwell throws a right hand that Manres ducks under and follows up with a left that Manres also avoids with ease.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fuckwell thuds his right hand into Manres's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Manres takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Manres looks for a takedown but Fuckwell sprawls well.
Fuckwell connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Manres momentarily.
Nice takedown defense from Fuckwell. No joy for Manres on that attempt.
Manres fails to land the takedown.
Fuckwell with a nice cross.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Manres shoots in for a takedown but Fuckwell shows good takedown defense.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fuckwell moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ludwig Manres has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuckwell just misses with a punch to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eyeonly Fuckwell showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Fuckwell, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyeonly Fuckwell!
Eyeonly Fuckwell looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Know this brothers, it is our duty to spread islam and rid the world of infidels, this is your duty as a Muslim, if it means having sex with farm yard animals....... We have sex with farm yard animals'.
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