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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bla Bla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bla comes to the cage accompanied by I'm gonna live forever. Gracie has chosen r this town i 101 as his entrance music. The key to victory for Bla Bla has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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264 lbs
22 - 19 - 0 |
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280 lbs
59 - 22 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Brawler
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Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bla Bla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
59 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice takedown defense from Gracie. No joy for Bla on that attempt.
Bla tries for a takedown but Gracie circles away easily
and Gracie counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Bla might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Bla looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Gracie passes into side control.
Gracie grinds an elbow into Bla's temple.
It looks like Bla Bla has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bla sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Gracie prevents Bla from improving his position.
Bla keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bla has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Gracie is working away from the top position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Gracie is keen to just control but Bla is a slippery customer.
Bla is looking to get full guard. It looks like he might be successful but at the last minute Gracie jumps into side control!
Bla taking a bit of punishment here - Gracie scoring with strikes.
Bla Bla's cut is getting worse.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bla sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Gracie looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Gracie looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Bla with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Jeez, Bla Bla's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bla Bla's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Asshole Gracie!
A very excited looking Asshole Gracie rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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